How will you get rich quick ??

#1
Me ?... Thinking of bringing out a sex lube called " I CANT BELIVE ITS NOT BATTER" .. Once its up & running I will shut the Tipton factory, move production to some third world shithole & fuck off to some carribean tax haven, BOOOSHH... What ideas do you cunts have ?.
 
#2
You might have something there!

Last year I bought some lube from a pharmacy in Honiara so that I could indulge in a little bum fun with a local - female - teacher. It says on the tube that it is identical to natural Bartholins beaver batter and it is too, all except for the smell.

The lube made all the difference and I barely made it from bumhole to cakehole in time to whiten her smile.

Good luck with your endevours. As for my own get rich quick scheme..... Bin there dun that, now concentrating on fucking myself to death.
 

TheIronDuke

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#4
Last year I bought some lube from a pharmacy in Honiara
As a man who loves warm shitholes, answer me this... why is lube always freezing fucking cold?

Were I not already rich from the people trafficking gig, I should devote my life to inventing a lube that was not always freezing fucking cold.
 
#6
As a man who loves warm shitholes, answer me this... why is lube always freezing fucking cold?

Were I not already rich from the people trafficking gig, I should devote my life to inventing a lube that was not always freezing fucking cold.
It isn't the lube that's the problem its your technique. To take the chill off the lube, gently insert the lube container up her chuff and leave it there whilst mixing cocktails and playing with her tits. If she is an older lady with a spoff tube like Victorian fireplace, you may need to attach some string to the bottle to avoid the possibility of it disappearing, only to be seen again in an X-ray picture taken at the local A n E.

This has been a public service announcement.
 
#8
It isn't the lube that's the problem its your technique. To take the chill off the lube, gently insert the lube container up her chuff and leave it there whilst mixing cocktails and playing with her tits. If she is an older lady with a spoff tube like Victorian fireplace, you may need to attach some string to the bottle to avoid the possibility of it disappearing, only to be seen again in an X-ray picture taken at the local A n E.

This has been a public service announcement.
are you in the Solomon or Sodomon islands
 
#11
As a man who loves warm shitholes, answer me this... why is lube always freezing fucking cold?

Were I not already rich from the people trafficking gig, I should devote my life to inventing a lube that was not always freezing fucking cold.
You could always sacrifice a snifty of your own 100 yr old single malt , just dip the ol fella in it & then just ram it home ?
 
#12
Me ?... Thinking of bringing out a sex lube called " I CANT BELIVE ITS NOT BATTER" .. Once its up & running I will shut the Tipton factory, move production to some third world shithole & fuck off to some carribean tax haven, BOOOSHH... What ideas do you cunts have ?.
Waiting till you get rich then hack your bank account.
 
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goatrutar

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#15
I'm going to publish a special magazine with laminated pages full of pictures of lovely ladies.
 
#16
As a man who loves warm shitholes, answer me this... why is lube always freezing fucking cold?

Were I not already rich from the people trafficking gig, I should devote my life to inventing a lube that was not always freezing fucking cold.
Either pop it on the radiator for a bit, or move somewhere warmer. Or mix a bit of Deep Heat into it, take your pick. Christ, why is it always up to me to come up with the solution, eh?
 
#19
As a man who loves warm shitholes, answer me this... why is lube always freezing fucking cold?

Were I not already rich from the people trafficking gig, I should devote my life to inventing a lube that was not always freezing fucking cold.
Already done TID. Check out warm touch lube at any worthwhile porn store. You'll be back drilling date holes in true warmth in no time. I have to use it on pussys, for some reason they just all seem waaaaaaay too tight. Although a pretty sort one time did say, "Jezus Keerist! Are we going to shag or play baseball?" Not too sure what to make of that.
 
#20
Already done TID. Check out warm touch lube at any worthwhile porn store. You'll be back drilling date holes in true warmth in no time. I have to use it on pussys, for some reason they just all seem waaaaaaay too tight. Although a pretty sort one time did say, "Jezus Keerist! Are we going to shag or play baseball?" Not too sure what to make of that.
I think she was inferring that you only have one bollock.
 
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