How will you die?


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While scarfing down dinner, a large chunk of your meal becomes enlodged in your throat, and you choke to death.

Very dull
While attempting to remove a slice of burnt toast from your toaster using a metal fork, you're electrocuted.

winner toast!!
You put an excessive amount of lighter fluid onto a charcoal grill. Upon lighting the grill, you are engulfed in flames and are burned alive.
Well that's kind of uncanny, as it's my second greatest fear. But as Cypress Hill say 'I ain't going out like that'
Mine is:

During a severe storm, a tree falls onto your house, crushing and killing you.

What it doesn't say is what I'm doing at the time the tree hits me <hee hee>

I can but live in hope it's something good!

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you're beaten and tortured for days. While you're still alive, your body is put into a meat grinder and ground up.

OB burger anyone??
While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you've simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours.

Might as well die doing something I enjoy :D
You are struck by lightning and killed while walking your dog during a storm.
I was hoping for something a little more exciting, however its a good enough reason NOT to get a dog i suppose :lol:
After swallowing several capsules which you thought were pain relievers, you're told that you were given "foam animal in a capsule" capsules as a joke. The foam animals expand to twenty times their original size, causing a major intestinal obstruction. Unable to pass solid waste, you die from self-toxification.

At least it will be amusing.
After an altercation with a resident of a retirement community, you are beaten with an oxygen tank and dragged through the complex by a convoy of personal mobility vehicles.

On the other hand, it does suggest trying your initials rather than your full name, if you don't like the outcome. Which then gives me this...

After miraculously surviving a would-be fatal car crash, your life support system is unplugged by the hospital maid, because she needs an outlet in which to plug her vacuum.
...which is about bloody typical.
While rummaging through the trunk of your car, a disgruntled neighbor approaches you from behind and slams the trunk repeatedly onto you, eventually cutting you in half at the waist.

Damn, I had just had an argument with one of my neighbors I better burn there house down so they cant kill me.
After years of mistreating telemarketers, your lifeless and battered body is found next to a bloodied telephone handset.

That will be the wife finding out about my 0898 calls then
"An angry neighbor puts a letter bomb into your mailbox. While retreiving the mail, your hands are blown off, and you die from rapid blood loss."

Fair enough, though I would have hoped that my dog could have done a Lassie impression and got help in time :(
"After miraculously surviving a would-be fatal car crash, your life support system is unplugged by the hospital maid, because she needs an outlet in which to plug her vacuum"

Hmmm, i was always told it would be a car crash type scenario, very spooky....

And why didnt the hospital maid give me a Blow Job before she vacuumed? Standards are dropping.....
An amputee overhears you as you snicker and make jokes about him. Enraged, he beats you to death with his prosthetic leg.
That won't be Heather Mc Cartney then? :lol: :lol:
An ill-tempered waiter, dissatisfied with your gratuity, beats you to death with a pepper mill.

Well chances are that it's more likely to be along the lines of me repeatedly stabbing them with the fish knife because I'm sick of how long it's taken them to bring my meal, while everyone else is on dessert. :roll: <grumble, grumble 'sodding Italian restaurant!'>

Alternatively using initials

You die from complications of a ruptured appendix.

Which is pretty boring really :( Was really hoping for something involving a blaze of glory.
While driving, you fail to immediately pull over for speeding when signalled by the cop car behind you. While stopped, you attempt to open your glove compartment, and the rookie cop nervously opens fire on you. You are struck several times and die on the scene.
Nice, i guess it does mean that I'm on holiday in America which can't be too bad???

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