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How Will Marriage Affect Prince Charles's Role?

What next for Charles?

  • Go for it Sir, carry on tamponning 'til you give her toxic shock syndrome!

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Panty-Liner only I'm afraid, Your Royal Highness.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Marriage to a divorcée makes any feminine hygiene role for Charles unthinkable and unconstitutional

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • What the feck are you on about, chickenpunk?

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters


Now that they are to marry, can Charles still reasonably expect to fulfill the role of Camilla's tampon, or does marriage to a divorcée render this unconstitutional. Should he abdicate from this position and accept the lesser rank of Camilla's panty-liner?

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