How Will Marriage Affect Prince Charles's Role?

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  1. Go for it Sir, carry on tamponning 'til you give her toxic shock syndrome!

  2. Panty-Liner only I'm afraid, Your Royal Highness.

  3. Marriage to a divorcée makes any feminine hygiene role for Charles unthinkable and unconstitutional

  4. What the feck are you on about, chickenpunk?

  1. Now that they are to marry, can Charles still reasonably expect to fulfill the role of Camilla's tampon, or does marriage to a divorcée render this unconstitutional. Should he abdicate from this position and accept the lesser rank of Camilla's panty-liner?
  2. Are you on Chickenskunk?