How Will Marriage Affect Prince Charles's Role?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by error_unknown, Feb 10, 2005.

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  1. Go for it Sir, carry on tamponning 'til you give her toxic shock syndrome!

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  2. Panty-Liner only I'm afraid, Your Royal Highness.

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  3. Marriage to a divorcée makes any feminine hygiene role for Charles unthinkable and unconstitutional

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  4. What the feck are you on about, chickenpunk?

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  1. Now that they are to marry, can Charles still reasonably expect to fulfill the role of Camilla's tampon, or does marriage to a divorcée render this unconstitutional. Should he abdicate from this position and accept the lesser rank of Camilla's panty-liner?
     
  2. Are you on Chickenskunk?