How was it for you Darling?

#1
When I asked this towards the end of this wonderful day full of love, forgiveness and goodwill, I was told in no uncertain way to " fuck right off"
This was a surprise to me as I thought that I had kept out of her way all day and by staying out of "her kitchen" I was observing the Christmas Day Protocol.

How fucking wrong can a bloke be?
 
#2
When I asked this towards the end of this wonderful day full of love, forgiveness and goodwill, I was told in no uncertain way to " fuck right off"
This was a surprise to me as I thought that I had kept out of her way all day and by staying out of "her kitchen" I was observing the Christmas Day Protocol.

How fucking wrong can a bloke be?
I don't remember marrying you.
 
#3
I don't remember marrying you.
If it was you that I had married it would have been me saying fuck right off!
Having said that, it was nice of you to think of me as a potential life partner.
 
#4
Ahhhh yes. Married life. I remember it well.
 
#6
If it was you that I had married it would have been me saying fuck right off!
Having said that, it was nice of you to think of me as a potential life partner.
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Sure about that?
 
#7
As far as women are concerned, the measure of 'How Wrong Can A Bloke" starts with:

'TOTALLY' (equating to just a little bit in reality) at the top of the scale right through to
"Just Fuck Off You Fucking Bastard while I sulk for a few days" (worst) at the other end.

There are many grades in between but due to the way and the ever changing manner in which women measure "Wrong" they are currently undocumented.

It's fair to say that whatever you did / didn't / said / thought / intended you was "WRONG"

Hope that helps
 
#9
Stop bluffing, it won't put me off now.
I can feel a future with a woman who can lay a patio that neat. Besides, I can be your feeder....
 
#14
Stop bluffing, it won't put me off now.
I can feel a future with a woman who can lay a patio that neat. Besides, I can be your feeder....
You'd be looking at the patio from the underneath. With the rest of the bodies.
 
#18
You'd be looking at the patio from the underneath. With the rest of the bodies.
No, stop denying. That's a fine laid patio. I have just read the last paragraph of your post which didn't appear on screen, you scare me!
 
#19
Are you one of those dirty people we see at mealtimes in the Galley?
The Galley? Just what sort of Engineer do think I am? We only eat lube oil butties in the comfort of our control room, we don't associate with CREW
 

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