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How was it for you Darling?

#1
When I asked this towards the end of this wonderful day full of love, forgiveness and goodwill, I was told in no uncertain way to " fuck right off"
This was a surprise to me as I thought that I had kept out of her way all day and by staying out of "her kitchen" I was observing the Christmas Day Protocol.

How fucking wrong can a bloke be?
 
#2
When I asked this towards the end of this wonderful day full of love, forgiveness and goodwill, I was told in no uncertain way to " fuck right off"
This was a surprise to me as I thought that I had kept out of her way all day and by staying out of "her kitchen" I was observing the Christmas Day Protocol.

How fucking wrong can a bloke be?
I don't remember marrying you.
 
#7
As far as women are concerned, the measure of 'How Wrong Can A Bloke" starts with:

'TOTALLY' (equating to just a little bit in reality) at the top of the scale right through to
"Just Fuck Off You Fucking Bastard while I sulk for a few days" (worst) at the other end.

There are many grades in between but due to the way and the ever changing manner in which women measure "Wrong" they are currently undocumented.

It's fair to say that whatever you did / didn't / said / thought / intended you was "WRONG"

Hope that helps
 
#9
Stop bluffing, it won't put me off now.
I can feel a future with a woman who can lay a patio that neat. Besides, I can be your feeder....
 

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