How "walts" are dealt with here in the States...

#2
Khyros said:
He's facing 31 years in prison and a 1.1 million dollar fine... as well as an arsewhupping from every veteran who come across him. :D
That's the spirit!
 
#3
Do we think CW-2 (or whatever he is calling himself these days) has seen this, yet?
 

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#4
THAT'S the way to do it. What a cnut.
 
#5
"other-than-honourable discharge?"
 
#7
Of course, last year Edinburgh was treated to "Captain Sir" Alan McIlwraith "KBE, DSO, MC"

last night, an Army spokesman said: "I can confirm he is a fraud. He has never been an officer, soldier or Army cadet.

May I suggest you try the space cadet organisation."
Newspaper report here.

Unfortunately, not having committed financial fraud and not being subject to the Army Act, he was merely sentenced to be sniggered at for the rest of his natural days.
 
#8
Carcass said:
"other-than-honourable discharge?"
We have three types of discharges from military service...

Honorable, meaning you completed your contract.

General, which covers such things as failure to adapt to military life, hardship (single parent or needing to car fo an ill spouse) or medical... a general discharge under honorable conditions (ie. hardship, inheritance, or medical) turns into an honerable one after a short period of time. A general discharge under less than honerable conditions (failure to adapt, conduct unbecoming, bar to re-enlistment) can be turned honorable by appealing it but to do so requires extraordinary circumstances and rarely is awarded.

Dishonorable... no explanation needed... your screwed.

(edited to correct spelling... it's a Monday :p )
 
#9
He was claiming that he was an 18D too? What a tool.

Guess they'll give him the purple sphincter award in prison.
 
#10
Idrach said:
Of course, last year Edinburgh was treated to "Captain Sir" Alan McIlwraith "KBE, DSO, MC"

last night, an Army spokesman said: "I can confirm he is a fraud. He has never been an officer, soldier or Army cadet.

May I suggest you try the space cadet organisation."
Newspaper report here.

Unfortunately, not having committed financial fraud and not being subject to the Army Act, he was merely sentenced to be sniggered at for the rest of his natural days.

Oooh, I got to use that line. "I'm in the SAS. That's why it won't be on record."
 
#11
Heh.... you'll get a snicker out of this Ghost... ran into a couple kids home on leave a couple years ago who were bragging about being special forces. I asked what their MOS was... 18X was the reply... needless to say, this old NCO still has it. Had the two of them at parade rest as I explained how bad of an idea it was to make claims alluding to something when they are still in the process of achieving it. Boy did their faces turn red and the "oh sh*t expressions were priceless when I mentioned that the then NCOIC of the SFAS course happened to had been my room mate at 2/75th...

One kid made it and is now a deployed 18B... the other did a medical drop from the curriculum and reclassed as signal geek and is also deployed. So they turned out okay despite a shaky start.
 
#12
K,

Must have been your inspiring speech, given before a 10x12m backdrop of the flag with two pearl-handled pistols on each hip.

Or a punch in the guts for walting it :wink:
 
#13
Idrach said:
Of course, last year Edinburgh was treated to "Captain Sir" Alan McIlwraith "KBE, DSO, MC"

last night, an Army spokesman said: "I can confirm he is a fraud. He has never been an officer, soldier or Army cadet.

May I suggest you try the space cadet organisation."
Newspaper report here.

Unfortunately, not having committed financial fraud and not being subject to the Army Act, he was merely sentenced to be sniggered at for the rest of his natural days.
I particularly liked this vignette...

"He said he'd been at an Army meeting. He said all officers got a box of Quality Street and a bottle of wine as a present and he brought the box of Quality Street in to prove it."
There you have it...if some bloke comes up poncing on about how he is an officer in UKSF or the PARAs, ask to see his box of Quality Street. If he has one to hand you will know the quality of the chap...
 
#14
Cuddles said:
Idrach said:
Of course, last year Edinburgh was treated to "Captain Sir" Alan McIlwraith "KBE, DSO, MC"

last night, an Army spokesman said: "I can confirm he is a fraud. He has never been an officer, soldier or Army cadet.

May I suggest you try the space cadet organisation."
Newspaper report here.

Unfortunately, not having committed financial fraud and not being subject to the Army Act, he was merely sentenced to be sniggered at for the rest of his natural days.
I particularly liked this vignette...

"He said he'd been at an Army meeting. He said all officers got a box of Quality Street and a bottle of wine as a present and he brought the box of Quality Street in to prove it."
There you have it...if some bloke comes up poncing on about how he is an officer in UKSF or the PARAs, ask to see his box of Quality Street. If he has one to hand you will know the quality of the chap...
Any idea's on the colour of the quality street lid? :D
 
#15
Fallschirmmongsturm said:
K,

Must have been your inspiring speech, given before a 10x12m backdrop of the flag with two pearl-handled pistols on each hip.

Or a punch in the guts for walting it :wink:
LOL! Naw... no violence required (Patton had ivory handled pistols BTW :p ), it was dropping the name of the their sergeant major that scared the p1ss out of them. Both the kids were E-3s at the time so a CSM was God of the Old Testiment vengefull sort in their eyes... :D They were good troopies to have made it as far as they did in the 18-x program, just embellishing their service a bit so taking them down a notch with a lecture was sufficient punishment. Heh... you want to know the truth, I think my soldiers feared getting lectured by me more than they did getting smoked (what you call beasting...) :roll:
 

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#16
mucus said:
Any idea's on the colour of the quality street lid? :D

FFS, haven't you seen the latest DIN? We can't bandy about that sort of information.

The next knock on the door will be SIB :D
 
#17
Khyros said:
than they did getting smoked (what you call beasting...) :roll:
Funny that, at Camp Doha in Kuwait, whilst at the swimming pool one of our lads ask a US soldier if he wanted to smoke a fag.

he replied " 8O you want to kill somebody" :)
 
#18
DesktopCommando said:
Khyros said:
than they did getting smoked (what you call beasting...) :roll:
Funny that, at Camp Doha in Kuwait, whilst at the swimming pool one of our lads ask a US soldier if he wanted to smoke a fag.

he replied " 8O you want to kill somebody" :)
LOL! Yep... that phrase has a totally differant meaning here... :wink:
 
#20
Idrach said:
Do we think CW-2 (or whatever he is calling himself these days) has seen this, yet?
"CW_2" does not exist .. he is history, and probably a college student who kept the joke running for a LONG time.

There is, however, a "New Chief 1" who may sound familiar to our ears. He's somewhere around here, near the end of the page ...

http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/Forums/viewtopic/t=51661/start=345.html

Some Walts just don't know when to quit. :roll:
 

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