How tue is this :lol:

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  1. An Army grunt stands in the rain with a 35-pound pack on his back, 15 lb. weapon in hand, after
    having marched 12 miles, and says, "This is shit!"

    An Army Airborne Ranger stands in the rain with a 45 lb. pack on his back, weapon in hand, after
    having jumped from an airplane and marched 18 miles, and says with a smile, "This is good shit!"

    A Navy SEAL lies in the mud, 55 LB pack on his back, weapon in hand, after swimming 10 miles to
    shore, crawling through a swamp and marching 25 miles at night past the enemy positions, says
    with a grin, "This really is great shit."

    A Marine, up to his nose in the stinking, bug infested mud of a swamp with a 65 LB pack on his
    back and a weapon in both hands after jumping from an aircraft at high altitude, into the ocean,
    swimming 12 miles to the shore, killing several alligators to enter the swamp, then crawling 30
    miles through the brush to assault an enemy camp, says, "I love this shit."

    The Air Force NCO sits in an easy chair in an air-conditioned office, and says, "My e-mail's out?
    What kind of shit is this?"
  2. Is this before or after he has perfomed fellatio on his RAF collegue?
  3. I'm just impressed he's in his office. Obviously it's after 1030, before 1045 (tea and biscuits, when will they learn it's tea and toast?), after 1430 (it turned into lunch as well) and before 1600 (they've worked so hard). Oh and not on a friday, cos they've had a difficult week...
  4. RAF = Round And Fat!
  5. that is funny lol!