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How to use a Vagina and more......

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How to Use a Vagina

Full of useful information, such as:-

So Bucky, you've found a vagina but you don't know how to use it. Unfortunately, vaginas do not come with instructions, proper lighting or air fresheners. Well, you came to the right place. Your Uncle Melon has invested years in exhaustive field work and is willing to spread this knowledge to all. The most important thing to remember is that the vagina was specially designed by God to make your penis feel good.
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How to use a Penis -So Suzie-Q, you've found a penis but you don't know how to use it. Well, lucky for you I have a penis and I have spent a good part of my life using it. The most important thing to remember is that the penis was specially designed by God to make your vagina feel good. Unfortunately, God did a shitty design job and he attached the penis to a man - so the chances of a penis making you feel good are infinitesimal.
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This wasn't about getting some slut to pay for my goodies? Too bad....
 

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