How to tell the wife .....

#1
in this case that the hotel we got married in is now no longer a hotel but a training facility for PhoenixCP so if she was thinking of going back for a romantic weekend on our anniversary she better think again.

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PrinceAlbert

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#2
Does she not enjoy room clearance drills, and a spot of Principal escort drills on a weekend?!??!
 

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#3
PrinceAlbert said:
Does she not enjoy room clearance drills, and a spot of Principal escort drills on a weekend?!??!
I have it on good authority that she loves having her front and back doors smashed in at the same time. The old "dawn raid".
 
#4
I would suggest it but I may need the services of a CP team to cover me while I carry out a full escape and evasion mission.

Think it's going to be a travellodge on the M4 again...damn I'm an old romantic at heart.

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#6
I'm sure they'll square you a deal away. The price being..... stalked round Hereford by a bunch of ex squaddies trying to "Blend in" pretending to be on their mobiles or looking intently into shop windows when ever you turn around
 
#7
martin7606 said:
I remember longworth Hall very well, I lost my virginity there as a 15 yearl old lad.
Again possibly not something I need to pass onto the other half.

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#9
You could put yourselves up for targets for the surveillance course. You could get cheap accomodation.

You would never know they were there. :wink:
 
#11
martin7606 said:
I remember longworth Hall very well, I lost my virginity there as a 15 yearl old lad.
14 Longfield Close, Durrington in mid size bedroom at rear of house for me. The best 30 seconds of my life! 8)
 
#12
The correct drill is to mope around the house acting all depressed and when she asks what's wrong just say 'nothing'. After a couple of days when she gets tired of this and gets cross then say 'it's just that I've just found out that our honeymoon hotel is no longer a hotel and I was so looking to take you back there for our honeymoon'.
When she melts into your arms full of all the love in the world you then look up and say 'I think there's a Travelodge near by, it won't be the same but we could try it out'. When she says 'oh yes, oh yes darling' that's when you can tell her who the other couple are.
Hope this helps
 
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Markintime said:
The correct drill is to mope around the house acting all depressed and when she asks what's wrong just say 'nothing'. After a couple of days when she gets tired of this and gets cross then say 'it's just that I've just found out that our honeymoon hotel is no longer a hotel and I was so looking to take you back there for our honeymoon'.
When she melts into your arms full of all the love in the world you then look up and say 'I think there's a Travelodge near by, it won't be the same but we could try it out'. When she says 'oh yes, oh yes darling' that's when you can tell her who the other couple are.
Hope this helps
You old smoothy!
 
#14
Just give her a slap and tell her to get her kit off as soon as she's finished doing the dishes. Give her a quick backscuttle before going to the pub and tell her it was for old times sake. She will love you all the more for it. Trust me I'm a serial divorcee.
 
#15
eodmatt said:
Just give her a slap and tell her to get her kit off as soon as she's finished doing the dishes. Give her a quick backscuttle before going to the pub and tell her it was for old times sake. She will love you all the more for it. Trust me I'm a serial divorcee.
FFS save time! Backskuttle her whilst she's doing the dishes.
 
#16
PrinceAlbert said:
Markintime said:
The correct drill is to mope around the house acting all depressed and when she asks what's wrong just say 'nothing'. After a couple of days when she gets tired of this and gets cross then say 'it's just that I've just found out that our honeymoon hotel is no longer a hotel and I was so looking to take you back there for our honeymoon'.
When she melts into your arms full of all the love in the world you then look up and say 'I think there's a Travelodge near by, it won't be the same but we could try it out'. When she says 'oh yes, oh yes darling' that's when you can tell her who the other couple are.
Hope this helps
You old smoothy!
Absolutely spot on! Definetely worth a try :D
 

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