How to tell if you are Taleban....

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  1. From a recently received email....

    The US troops in Afghanistan proved they have retained their sense of humor, one of them sent this. "YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."

    1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
    2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
    3. You have more wives than teeth..
    4. You wipe your ass with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
    5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
    6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
    7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
    8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
    9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
    10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat
  2. work is boring
    really needed that
  3. 11. You can't hold a news conference without taking your family jewels in hand.
  4. As one burqahed woman said to the other, '.......does my bomb look big in this?'

    Laugh? I nearly did!!
  5. Should have gone to specsavers.
  6. Is it okay to vote this the most boring thread of the week?
  7. Seconded
    Hole ???
  8. Turded. It's been done before anyway, but I am far too lazy to look for the link. Plus the fact I am still dying.
  9. Are you a bit rough?

    Me too, thanks for the tequila.