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HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Bravo_Bravo, Nov 30, 2009.

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  1. Bravo_Bravo

    Bravo_Bravo LE

    HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

    1. Open a new file in your computer.

    2. Name it “Gordon Brown”.

    3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

    4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

    5. Your PC will ask you.

    “Do you really want to get rid of
    “Gordon brown?”

    6. Firmly Click “Yes.”

    7. Feel better?

    Tomorrow we’ll do Hazel Blears.
     
    Bravo_Bravo, Nov 30, 2009
    #1
  2. The_Duke

    The_Duke LE Moderator

    The_Duke, Nov 30, 2009
    #2
  3. Bravo_Bravo

    Bravo_Bravo LE

    Bummer.

    :oops:

    In the woods all weekend is my only excuse.
     
    Bravo_Bravo, Nov 30, 2009
    #3
  4. shots_in

    shots_in Old-Salt

    Dogging ?
     
    shots_in, Nov 30, 2009
    #4
  5. ashford_old_school

    ashford_old_school LE

    lol I don;t mind if it has been done before I Liked it, alot. However, I am not going to do Hazel Blears for love nor money!! I'm not into dwarves!!!
     
    ashford_old_school, Nov 30, 2009
    #5
  6. scuba_frog

    scuba_frog War Hero

    I find waking up in bed next to a rohpynoled thalidomide kid helps me count my blessings.....

    It's even funnier watching them try to eat the breakfast you cook for them.
     
    scuba_frog, Nov 30, 2009
    #6
  7. spaz

    spaz LE

    Your only excuse for being in the woods all weekend is that you're a bummer?

    Fair enough, you grubby little man.
     
    spaz, Nov 30, 2009
    #7
  8. CutLunchCommando

    CutLunchCommando LE

    Where are you getting them? I thought they stopped making them in the 70's?
     
    CutLunchCommando, Nov 30, 2009
    #8
  10. Bravo_Bravo

    Bravo_Bravo LE

    Good'n, Spaz.
     
    Bravo_Bravo, Nov 30, 2009
    #9