HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

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  1. HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

    1. Open a new file in your computer.

    2. Name it “Gordon Brown”.

    3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

    4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

    5. Your PC will ask you.

    “Do you really want to get rid of
    “Gordon brown?”

    6. Firmly Click “Yes.”

    7. Feel better?

    Tomorrow we’ll do Hazel Blears.
     
  2. The_Duke

    The_Duke LE Moderator

  3. Bummer.

    :oops:

    In the woods all weekend is my only excuse.
     
  4. Dogging ?
     
  5. lol I don;t mind if it has been done before I Liked it, alot. However, I am not going to do Hazel Blears for love nor money!! I'm not into dwarves!!!
     
  6. I find waking up in bed next to a rohpynoled thalidomide kid helps me count my blessings.....

    It's even funnier watching them try to eat the breakfast you cook for them.
     
  7. Your only excuse for being in the woods all weekend is that you're a bummer?

    Fair enough, you grubby little man.
     
  8. Where are you getting them? I thought they stopped making them in the 70's?
     
  9. Good'n, Spaz.