HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

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  1. HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

    1. Open a new file in your computer.

    2. Name it “Gordon Brown”.

    3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

    4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

    5. Your PC will ask you.

    “Do you really want to get rid of
    “Gordon brown?”

    6. Firmly Click “Yes.”

    7. Feel better?

    Tomorrow we’ll do Hazel Blears.

    (Nicked from inspector gadget)
     
  2. this is the same as if your goggle does the whole big predictive thing type gordon brown is a

    and see what the results are
     
  3. I just print off several hundred pics of Gordon fukwit Brown and use them as toilet paper :)
    More expensive than andrex but so much more satisfying to use :D
     
  4. Look anything like this? Be careful though, paper cuts, on the whole, are not pleasant.
     

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  5. That's exactly how it looks!
    Why are you loitering around outside my bog?
     
  6. "Toilet Police Sir, no need to worry, just need to check the quality of the bum wipe........OK, all seems fine here, carry on"
     
  7. Ah! The Kahzee Cops,thats ok then :)
    I'll keep squeezing it out and rubbing GBs nose it. :wink:
     
  8. That's had me chuckling no end. The 10th is a bit iffy and 9 is clearly bollocks, but 1 to 8 seem about right.
     

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    Briliant! :lol:
     
  10. A Google search for "gordon brown is a" brought up....

    Gordon Brown is a Rescue Donkey

    Donkey



    as well as...

    ..a one-eye scotish idiot

    ..a two faced murderous cnut!

    ...loser...

    ...cnut!

    But most shocking of all was .......

    "...a Prime Minister we can all be proud of"

    Who the fcuk wrote that?
     
  11. well you heard it hear first thou i always knew he was a donkey or a mule of some description




    edited due to sneezing fit!