How to seduce a woman!

#1
long story short.......
I like this girl, have been flirty kissing etc but not sure what she is thinking?
basically is it best to come out with the old:
'alrite luv dya wanna bit do ya?' or is a midnight trip to her house with a shakespeare poem the way?

Any female expertise would be useful.
 
#3
Ask her round to dinner - cook it ( no takeaways) and see what happens.

(Probably not a good idea to suggest that she does the washing up!!!!)
 
#4
A_a_D,

Save yourself the bother mate. The majority of women are snakes with t1ts....

There are two schools of thought when it comes to understanding women










Both of them are wrong.
 
#7
the_matelot said:
A_a_D,

Save yourself the bother mate. The majority of women are snakes with t1ts....

There are two schools of thought when it comes to understanding women










Both of them are wrong.
Your probably right, i'll just leave it until i next see her drunk
 
#8
Be a compleat cnut to her, fob her off for a bit, take your time in responding to text etc, the_matelot is right, don't put yourself out for the wentch! Have a crack at some of her mates as well!
 
#10
linemanloz said:
Be a compleat cnut to her, fob her off for a bit, take your time in responding to text etc, the_matelot is right, don't put yourself out for the wentch! Have a crack at some of her mates as well!
Outstanding advice that man!!!!!!
 
#11
If in doubt. Use a tried and tested tactic.

Bin the b1tch. Dont contact her... At all.

She will either

A. Get intouch.
B Not get intouch.

Actions on A. Assess the situation and see whether you can get away with still binning her. I.e Confident she will try to get intouch again. If yes continue to bin the b1tch. If she seems a little bit put off by your lack of contact then you can reply there and then.

Actions on B. Move on to the next target.

"Never get tired before the battle by running to the enemy. Let him get tired running to you. Then crush him."
 
#12
Be a compleat cnut to her, fob her off for a bit, take your time in responding to text etc, the_matelot is right, don't put yourself out for the wentch! Have a crack at some of her mates as well!
Surely this rule only applies after you've used her as a sp*nk dump and you're already bored, want out and she isn't getting the message? :D
 
#13
Bad_Crow said:
If in doubt. Use a tried and tested tactic.

Bin the b1tch. Dont contact her... At all.

She will either

A. Get intouch.
B Not get intouch.

Actions on A. Assess the situation and see whether you can get away with still binning her. I.e Confident she will try to get intouch again. If yes continue to bin the b1tch. If she seems a little bit put off by your lack of contact then you can reply there and then.

Actions on B. Move on to the next target.

"Never get tired before the battle by running to the enemy. Let him get tired running to you. Then crush him."[/quote]

That is some of the best advice ive heard in along time! cheers
 
#16
A&D wrote:

I like this girl, have been flirty kissing etc but not sure what she is thinking?

She's gagging for it mate... You must woo and romance said strumpet, get her a little tipsy, back to your place for a bit of soft lighting and romantic music. Once the mood is right boot in her back doors thus qualifying for your Brown wings. Then kick her into touch of course and go off on the p*ss with the lads..

It's the way forward!
 
#18
But you are after her right? And she's not running to you right? And so she's playing the 'couldn't care less' card and you're doing the sniffing right? And you're flirty kissing right? (Whatever flirty kissing is? Is that like flirty intercourse?

My advice (from a chap who's been on the recieving end of 'I'm washing my hair tonight' more times than my share) is to speak up and be to the point.

Hey, I wanted this tarty WRAC once, we had agreed on a date than one morning she phoned to say 'she was washing her combats'! Maybe retaliation because onec I called off a date with her. The morning of the date I woke to discover a mosquito had ben feeding on BOTH of my eyelids! I looked like Frank Bruno after his fight with Tyson!
 
#20
Ask her if she wants to come back to your place to 'see some puppies'. Once there, tie her to a bed and offer her your 'lollipop with a sticky centre'....

She'll be gagging for it (or on it...)