How to seduce a woman!

Discussion in 'The Other Half' started by Armed_and_dangerous, Sep 20, 2006.

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  1. long story short.......
    I like this girl, have been flirty kissing etc but not sure what she is thinking?
    basically is it best to come out with the old:
    'alrite luv dya wanna bit do ya?' or is a midnight trip to her house with a shakespeare poem the way?

    Any female expertise would be useful.
  2. LOL................. No such bloody thing mate.
  3. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Ask her round to dinner - cook it ( no takeaways) and see what happens.

    (Probably not a good idea to suggest that she does the washing up!!!!)
  4. A_a_D,

    Save yourself the bother mate. The majority of women are snakes with t1ts....

    There are two schools of thought when it comes to understanding women

    Both of them are wrong.
  5. get her drunk.

    seems to work
  6. A bottle of rohypnol and a baseball bat never fails.
  7. Your probably right, i'll just leave it until i next see her drunk
  8. Be a compleat cnut to her, fob her off for a bit, take your time in responding to text etc, the_matelot is right, don't put yourself out for the wentch! Have a crack at some of her mates as well!
  9. tell her you're Dutch. :p
  10. Outstanding advice that man!!!!!!
  11. If in doubt. Use a tried and tested tactic.

    Bin the b1tch. Dont contact her... At all.

    She will either

    A. Get intouch.
    B Not get intouch.

    Actions on A. Assess the situation and see whether you can get away with still binning her. I.e Confident she will try to get intouch again. If yes continue to bin the b1tch. If she seems a little bit put off by your lack of contact then you can reply there and then.

    Actions on B. Move on to the next target.

    "Never get tired before the battle by running to the enemy. Let him get tired running to you. Then crush him."
  12. Surely this rule only applies after you've used her as a sp*nk dump and you're already bored, want out and she isn't getting the message? :D
  14. Seduce? Whatever happened to "Get in the car, I've got a knife!"?
  15. Whack on the head with a lump hammer - talking to them's for wimps!