How to secure a house?

Discussion in 'Armed Forces Jokes' started by Ronin(GE), Jul 25, 2011.

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  1. The navy:
    Close all doors and put the lights out.

    The army:
    dig trenches around, put up barb-wire and sentinel posts

    The air-force:
    rent it for 25 years, and put in a first option clause at contract end....
     
  2. Internet warrior:
    I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.