How to Satisfy a Woman

#4
Not another 15 stone pot bellied truck driver hoping for a bite.
Photo, tits out, and a copy of your Diploma in Sex Therapy in your gallery please.
 
#5
Dear Aunty Aqua

I have had a few complaint from women about my 15 inch penis. I was shocked and surprised to find out that size does matter and that woman can have such strong reactions to the sight of my manhood.

My question is how do I console them that this is normal and when erect it will grow to about 21 inches?
 
#6
Why does the thread discuss the nearly impossible.

Of course if it was "How to understand a woman" it would be examining something completely impossible.
 
#7
cbgramc said:
Dear Aunty Aqua

I have had a few complaint from women about my 15 inch penis. I was shocked and surprised to find out that size does matter and that woman can have such strong reactions to the sight of my manhood.

My question is how do I console them that this is normal and when erect it will grow to about 21 inches?
CBgramc:

I note you are from Glasgow. I was wondering if you were ever in a highland regiment? How did you cope when wearing kilts?
 
#8
DavidBOC said:
cbgramc said:
Dear Aunty Aqua

I have had a few complaint from women about my 15 inch penis. I was shocked and surprised to find out that size does matter and that woman can have such strong reactions to the sight of my manhood.

My question is how do I console them that this is normal and when erect it will grow to about 21 inches?
CBgramc:

I note you are from Glasgow. I was wondering if you were ever in a highland regiment? How did you cope when wearing kilts?
Sighs* you don't know the British army at all do you? Its called black nasty and keeps the army together
 
#9
Dave no never in a Scots Regt but like most of my Country men I simply tuck it into the top of my socks, this avoids excessive dangle, keeps the end 1/3 warm in our great Scottish summers it also avoids jealousy from our English neighbours :D
 

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#12
My throbber is a tad bigger than cbgramc's. What I want to know is, when I'm doing my missus up the wrong-un, is the noise she's making choking or gargling?