How to rob a Septic drug-store ... and die!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Bugsy, Feb 11, 2009.

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  1. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Bl00dy have-a-go murderers, honestly. Why didn't he just try and persuade the guy to put the gun down, and then send him off on a paid holiday in the Caribbean with some counselling?

    Seems to work in the UK . . . .
  2. In this case.
    Chances of the CPS fcuking up the investigation? 0%

    Amount of legal aid, paid for by taxpayers money, for scum bag. 0

    Chances of scummer walking out of prison after 3 weeks of a 2 month sentance 0%

    And my fave bit.

    Chances of reoffence? 0%

    And what is wrong with the scenrio?
  3. Darwin Award nominee?
  4. Thats going to sting in the morning.
  5. Chances of the security guard getting sued by robbing arseholes family (who will use legal aid)? High
  6. Am I right in thinking that no charges were pressed against the security guard?
  7. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    the funniest bit is right at the end where the chemist seems to be leaning over the counter with a box of drugs. I can just imagine him saying somehting like "will you still be wanting these?"
  8. Gleaming, BicciesAB! :D :D :D Couldn't stop chuckling at that one.

  9. Good drills, that security guard! :D :salut:

    Boots, please take note... :twisted:
  10. Do you often talk to your footwear?

  11. No.

    But mine are Hush Puppies.

  12. Tell them they can collect it at the Chemist.... :twisted:
  13. The Chemist would probably be in the shit if he was in the UK as well though, I mean did he do a proper risk assessment for armed robber? Were there adequate signs warning that flashing a shooter about isn't a clever thing to do in the presence of armed guard.
    H&S is top priority.
  14. That`s the way to do it!