So, I'm sat in my office, waiting for my boss to sit still at his desk long enough for me to tell him I'm quitting. He's a Jehovas witness and is really against the Army for some absurd reason. Anyway, being not much older than the Pope's last victim, I've never had the pleasure of formally resigning (my last place got about minus 5 minutes notice that I wasn't coming in as I'd been offered a new job), and have no idea how to play it. I don't want him to cry (or celebrate), and I see no need to offend him. What do I do, oh intelligent residents of the NAAFI Bar? (Definitely the best place to seek professional advice) Things I've looked into and can't do: Shoot him, gas him (You have to cut their heads off and put a stake in their hearts to kill JWs), kick him in the bollocks, sleep with his daughter.