1. Get your missus to hold three hot dryers on you all day and throw cat litter at you. 2. Lay in a pool of water whilst sleeping 3. Eat salad every day 4. Drink 8 bottles of water a day. 5. Do your washing and loose a different item every day 6. Have a w*nk 3 times a day 7. Drool over every ugly bird you see. 8. Wear a wet t shirt every day. 9. Put your oven on and open the door every ten minutes and put your face in it. 10. E bluey yourself but lose them when you get them. 11. Get diarrhea after 2 weeks and $hit for the next 5 months 12. Sleep in a softee 20 and a fleece every night. 13. Adopt a stay mangy dog. 14. Get it put down by the vet.- Cry. 15. Drink bottles of hot water. 16. Read 3 day old newspapers 17. Smoke Malboro fags 18. Send yourself parcels full of melted chocolate. Got anymore folks?