I recieved this message on FP, and it made me chuckle, so for the benefit of Desktop and all the other guys struggling to find a female (well at least one with a pulse) a bit of humour goes a long way. "If your looking to find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will stay awake just to watch you sleep, who kisses your forehead when your feeling down, who wants to show you off to the world when you're having a bad hair day, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is, then I truly hope you find him. However while your waiting for him to appear why don't you pop over to my profile and chat to an idiot like me ! ! ! ! !" Oh and for the record, no i wont be going out with him... Anymore anyone?