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Jebem ti mamu.
Hahahaha!!!!Jebem ti mamu.
Just had a look - its stewed pork with lemon grass and rice.Isn't a Number 14 something to do with the Menu choice for you over there?
Post # 34!Thread reassurect alert!
What a load of unnecessary tripe! A bird just needs to let a man know she's up for it and hey presto.
Now here is my advice for ladies wanting to keep their man happy. The three s system.
Suck.
Swallow.
Send him the pub.
Repeat 3/4 times a week and you will never have to worry about him straying.
Are you subscribed to this thread? Or lurking hoping some desperate slapper starts posting?Post # 34!
Meh, little of column A, little of column B.Are you subscribed to this thread? Or lurking hoping some desperate slapper starts posting?
Whaaa?Where the **** does Chuffit come into this?
I start a thread on how desperate, unloved, unhumped, unwanted girls can get a guy to shag them and suddenly Chuffit is central to the plot?
Is Chuffit some sort of male gigalo, shagging bloaters to order?
I fear a Mosque might just be considered a little bit too over-the-top?Bumhole and Chuffit, sitting in a tree,
K...I...S...S...I...N...G
First comes love,
then comes marriage,
then comes baby
in a baby carriage
Let us all know when you book the church...![]()
What if a woman looks like Diane Abbott, Cherie Blair or Ann Widdecombe? None of this will work on anybody I know now matter how pissed or desperate. They'll run a mile if someone as hideous as that whispers, "I want you."