Jebem ti mamu.
Post # 34!Thread reassurect alert!
What a load of unnecessary tripe! A bird just needs to let a man know she's up for it and hey presto.
Now here is my advice for ladies wanting to keep their man happy. The three s system.
Send him the pub.
Repeat 3/4 times a week and you will never have to worry about him straying.
Whaaa?Where the **** does Chuffit come into this?
I start a thread on how desperate, unloved, unhumped, unwanted girls can get a guy to shag them and suddenly Chuffit is central to the plot?
Is Chuffit some sort of male gigalo, shagging bloaters to order?
I fear a Mosque might just be considered a little bit too over-the-top?Bumhole and Chuffit, sitting in a tree,
First comes love,
then comes marriage,
then comes baby
in a baby carriage
Let us all know when you book the church...