How to motivate schoolkids...

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Pigshyt_Freeman, Sep 21, 2011.

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  1. 'the group has links to al-Qaida and practises an extreme version of Islam'

    Can't be too extreme, or the kids would have won suicide vests instead.
  2. Bless. They blow up so fast these days don't they.
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  3. If you don't win then you could always get your parents to buy you some?


    Forward to 1:17 to see the lucky little scamp who won last week.
  4. What, my Dad? No way. I doubt he would even have sprung for a second-hand Derringer. But for an RPG launcher and a few bangs, I might even have let Mr. Stuckey the sports teacher touch my winkle.
  5. 'Head, lungs, heart obliterated - fantastic' :)
  6. Cool prizes, I think I would've phone up Noel Edmonds though and swapped my grenades for a BMX or something.
  7. cattle prods.... a great motivator.
  8. Hanging, flogging and birching. It's the only language they understand.

    The little ***** certainly can't speak English, that's for sure.