How to lose weight in my thighs without losing all of my muscle?

Discussion in 'Health and Fitness' started by trishamile, Jul 8, 2011.

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  1. I have a really small stomach and every time i try losing weight I end up losing weight from my stomach and butt. Is there any things i can do to lose weight on my thighs without losing muscle or without losing any more weight from my butt.
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  2. You need VASER (vibration amplification of sound energy at resonance) Hi-Def treatment. They insert a very fine ultrasound probe - a titanium rod about two to three millimetres thick - into the fatty areas of the thigh under local anaesthetic. The ultrasound waves emitted from the probe liquefy the fat and an equally tiny suction tube is then inserted and used to suck out as much of the fat as possible. Any liquefied fat that doesn't get sucked out will be excreted with normal bodily waste.

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  3. have you tried rowing?
     
  4. Riding my cock for 3 hours a day will help.
     
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  5. 3 hours...lightweight
     
  6. What type of excercise routine are you on?
     
  7. Probably lose more in the 10hrs it will take to find it.
     
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  8. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Have you tried hacking your thighs off with a 14" Sabatier kitchen knife? That worked for my half sister (RIP. Love Ever True).

    Whats a butt? Apart from a big green barrel that holds rain water. Obviously.
     
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