how to keep an idiot in suspense

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  1. Just come off the phone to my troop staffy , convo was about some training , just before I put phone down he says "Oh I need to see you next week"

    Me "Why ?"

    Him " I just need to see you about something"

    <click>

    I hate that , and you can bet a cup of naafi tea that its either not important or forgotton by next week

    :p
     
  2. sorry, him not you. I hate suspense its so........................................
     
  3. Well I,m sat here waiting!!!!!
     
  4. feel free to end that sentence yourself

    I suggest : frustrating, or annoying, or just plain sh1t?
     
  5. I've actually worked out what is without doubt, the best way to keep an eejut in suspence.
     
  6. No.............no.....I'm not gonna .............no, I won't ask...............gnnnnnn no!......................ahhhhhh

    fcuk

    how?
     
  7. Its easy.
     
  8. No, I'm not gonna ................ARGGGGHGHGHGHGHGHGGGGG BOLL*X
     
  9. Well finally found out what the mystery was

    I was in line for a bollocking

    :D

    serves me right really , should really watch who's around when I slag people off


    hey ho !
     
  10. so anyway, there I was, naked, just about to step into the steamy hot bubble bath when............
     
  11. I saw from the reflection in the mirror that not only was I a fat slapper with a moustache that would not look out of place on an Iraqi MP, but my thong had now completely vanished.

    ____________________________
    The man from Del Monte also says no.
     
  12. Hope it wasn't a Harry special :lol: :lol:

    Glad to see nothing changes :(
     
  13. From the Prime Minister's interview on Jeremy Vine programme Radio 2 Friday:

    Vine: Leaflets - bureaucratic bungle - soldiers serving in Iraq deprived of the vote - what went wrong? ...

    Vine: Will you make sure they will be able to vote?

    Mr Blair: "Let me look into it... Of course we will make sure they can vote... Of course we will sort it out... We will make sure it is properly sorted".


    And?