How to handle a liberal student protesting war

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Chimpy., Apr 23, 2007.

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  1. 1 - Approach idiotic rich ignorant student talking about "Peace" and saying there should be, "no retaliation".

    2 - engage in brief conversation, ask if military force is appropriate.

    3 - When he says "No," ask, "Why not?"

    4 - Wait until he says something to the effect of, "Because that would just cause more innocent deaths, which would be awful and we should not cause more violence."

    5 - When he's in mid sentence, punch him in the face as hard as you can.

    6 - When he gets back up to punch you, point out that it would be a mistake and contrary to his values to strike you, because that would, "be awful and he should not cause more violence."

    7 - Wait until he agrees that he has pledged not to commit additional violence.

    8 - Punch him in the face again, harder this time.

    Repeat steps 5 through 8 until they understand that sometimes it is necessary to fight back
  2. Chimpster - I like the cut of your jib :D

    Hell, you can come to my house and fuck my sister 8)
  3. Well said that man.
  4. Chimpster you brighten my life
  5. Like the quote on Homosexuality

    "Very few people have a healthy view of homosexuality. A healthy view of homosexuality is to ignore it until it comes up in the middle of a game of truth or dare and you get dared to start an orgy. Deal with it then." - Seanbaby