How to get your own private ward on the NHS

Discussion in 'Current Affairs, News and Analysis' started by in_the_cheapseats, Apr 25, 2006.

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  1. in_the_cheapseats

    in_the_cheapseats LE Moderator

    If you attack NHS staff on a regular basis, they ban you, then cave in and give you your own ward for treatment.

    Link here

    Apparantly the staff treating him have already been verabally and racially abused and require security in with them.

    Biting the man that feeds makes no sense to me
  2. You mean hand 8)
  3. Refuse to treat the fcuker for a week, then see if he is still so punchy. And saves the taxpayer £18k.
  4. in_the_cheapseats

    in_the_cheapseats LE Moderator

    Oooopps :oops:
  5. The guys a parasite , why waste valuable resources treating him , just leave him outside strapped to a stretcher.
  6. Give him another private ward.

    One that's just been closed down.
  7. Give him his own private ward...then board up the doors and windows. Problem solved.
  8. Don't forget to say "Smell ya later" as you leave.
  9. Fcuking typical of this country. Too many tree hugging happy clappers in positions of responsibility making stupid decisions and wasting our hard earned tax money. :evil: