how to get her to shut up

#1
i have a rather charming girl sat next to me demanding to know "what we are going to do tonight" every five seconds
now im not arrsed either way
and she has no ideas

so i open it up to you

how do i stop the nagging :? :?
or any ideas what we shud do (just to shut her up)

spoon
 
#2
the_almighty_spoon said:
i have a rather charming girl sat next to me demanding to know "what we are going to do tonight" every five seconds
now im not arrsed either way
and she has no ideas

so i open it up to you

how do i stop the nagging :? :?
or any ideas what we shud do (just to shut her up)

spoon
Sex?
 
#4
A baseball bat to the head?
 
#6
Go put the kettle on love it never fails
 
#8
Tell her to p*ss up a rope, the f*ckstick!
 
#10
You could offer dining out or trip to thursday night shopping, ten pin bowling, local volunteer centre, cinema, theater. Or you could offer a alternative indoors......upstairs in the bathroom.
 
#11
Ball gag D I Y B D S M
 
#12
Chloroform

Rohipnol

Ball Gag

Baseball bat to the back of the head

Alcohol hopefully followed by sex

Lock her in a seperate room

I thought of those in just ten seconds so whats your problem.
 
#17
Nutter said:
Chloroform

Rohipnol

Ball Gag

Baseball bat to the back of the head

Alcohol hopefully followed by sex

Lock her in a seperate room

I thought of those in just ten seconds so whats your problem.
them problem is you have got this now constant buzz in your ear
 
#19
Tell her titanic is on at tonight on sky movies. You go to the pub sorted. Thats what I am doing.
 
#20
It is a pity she doesn't know how to structure a sentence or use grammar and punctuation correctly. Ex-council estate, I would guess.

In which case, why does her opinion about it only being five o'clock matter? Bend her over and shove it up her hoop. Sans lube, of course, as punishment for thinking that the views of a chav lumpy jumper matter.
 
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