how to get her to shut up

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by the_almighty_spoon, Nov 13, 2008.

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  1. i have a rather charming girl sat next to me demanding to know "what we are going to do tonight" every five seconds
    now im not arrsed either way
    and she has no ideas

    so i open it up to you

    how do i stop the nagging :? :?
    or any ideas what we shud do (just to shut her up)

  2. Sex?
  3. has already been suggested and shot down claiming its only five o'clock
  4. A baseball bat to the head?
  5. stick your dick in her mouth ????
  6. Go put the kettle on love it never fails
  7. would try it but i've become rather attached to it and im pretty sure it wouldn't survive
  8. Tell her to p*ss up a rope, the f*ckstick!
  9. fill her mouth with your load of polly filler?
  10. You could offer dining out or trip to thursday night shopping, ten pin bowling, local volunteer centre, cinema, theater. Or you could offer a alternative indoors......upstairs in the bathroom.
  11. Ball gag D I Y B D S M
  12. Chloroform


    Ball Gag

    Baseball bat to the back of the head

    Alcohol hopefully followed by sex

    Lock her in a seperate room

    I thought of those in just ten seconds so whats your problem.
  13. i think i could rustle something up along those lines :lol:
  14. i think your all fucking rude !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  15. she found out :twisted: