How to get a whale off the beach

i thought it was about john prescott and his secretary on the beach
Well green peace called up the local army in america when they found a beached whale, it was suffering and asked for help to put it out of its misery. The army was more than glad to oblige.....

they turned up with an old 66 and covered the beach in whale blubber lol

you can imagine the faces of the green peace do-gooders