How to find out if someones male or female

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Bimbashi, Jun 15, 2006.

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  1. Ask someone to look at their nails.

    If they curl their fingers, palm up, then they are male. However, if they stretch out their hand, palm down, then they are female.

    It could get nasty if you get a result like this...

  2. 8O Strange, in my SOI, its usually quite easy to determine someones gender. Skirt/frock, long hair, giggles, smells nice = burd. Strides, sensible footwear, short hair, lumpy knuckles and adams apple = bloke.
    Where do you live? Thailand. :?
  3. I usually find if they've got testicles they are male......

    Mind you, some army girls have got testicles as well haven't they?
  4. Uhhh.... I think that's bollox.
  5. Exactly, this is the way, try to find out whilst your shagging them!
  6. I prefer slightly more subtle methods if available, or finding out before you get to seeing genitalia.

    If you have found a "woman" with knackers then you may find that "she" is actually a He (pre op perhaps) whatever you have found I hope you enjoy it. (may I also refer you to the "am I gay" threads?)
  7. i have found that if they know feck all about football they are usually feminine OR english :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:
  8. Think I'd rather find out before shagging them! :oops:
  9. Boring! Try and spend some time at sea young lad - broaden your horizons! (Horizons??? - never heard it called that before!)
  10. ring piece like the flag of japan, i take it then :?: :?: :?: :?:
  11. Hasn't it got something to do with jeans?
  13. Nope... You're not gay if you don't take it.
  14. Somebody's tired :sleepy: :sleepy::sleepy::sleepy:
  15. No softie, I think it's chromosones? :oops:

    I'll get my lab coat...