How To Detect A Terrorist

1. He may own or possess an unusually large wardrobe. This is likely to include a suspiciously large number of pairs of Levis jeans.

2. He carries a driving license and other identity documents, such as his birth certificate and social security card.

3. He rents motel rooms and storage sheds.

4. He keeps substantial supplies of liquor and cigarettes.

5. He may purchase or possess large quantities of baby formula.

This message was brought to you as a public service by the Texas Department of Public Safety, Counterterrorism Intelligence Unit.
It's easy to spot them. They all have personalised Tee Shirts with "Al Queda" or "Hamas" (substitute for your favourite terrorist grouping) splashed across the chest.

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