How To Detect A Terrorist

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Not_Whistlin_Dixie, Apr 26, 2006.

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  1. 1. He may own or possess an unusually large wardrobe. This is likely to include a suspiciously large number of pairs of Levis jeans.

    2. He carries a driving license and other identity documents, such as his birth certificate and social security card.

    3. He rents motel rooms and storage sheds.

    4. He keeps substantial supplies of liquor and cigarettes.

    5. He may purchase or possess large quantities of baby formula.

    This message was brought to you as a public service by the Texas Department of Public Safety, Counterterrorism Intelligence Unit.
  2. Well I hope I pass the security clearence tests :)
  3. Baby Formula?

    They do train them young.
  4. I have a suspicious lockup that looks suspiciously like any other lockup. Am i a terrorist????
  5. Does it show through your Levis?
  6. Not that i've noticed since i locked it up.
  7. Well unlock it and check
  8. Aaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh it's full of Levis.
  9. Well wear your lockup OVER your Levis

    Then they'll never tell
  10. And don't forget to lock it up again
  11. It's easy to spot them. They all have personalised Tee Shirts with "Al Queda" or "Hamas" (substitute for your favourite terrorist grouping) splashed across the chest.
  12. Yes, they blow up so quickly these days, don't they?
  13. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    They also have beards & curly grey hair,answering to the name Gerry or Martin.
  14. Or Mohhammed.
  15. Now where have I heard that before?

    Nice one.