How To Detect A Terrorist

#1
1. He may own or possess an unusually large wardrobe. This is likely to include a suspiciously large number of pairs of Levis jeans.

2. He carries a driving license and other identity documents, such as his birth certificate and social security card.

3. He rents motel rooms and storage sheds.

4. He keeps substantial supplies of liquor and cigarettes.

5. He may purchase or possess large quantities of baby formula.

This message was brought to you as a public service by the Texas Department of Public Safety, Counterterrorism Intelligence Unit.

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#2
Well I hope I pass the security clearence tests :)
 
#3
Baby Formula?

They do train them young.
 
#4
I have a suspicious lockup that looks suspiciously like any other lockup. Am i a terrorist????
 
#5
Sarge said:
I have asuspicious lockup . Am i a terrorist????
Does it show through your Levis?
 
#9
Well wear your lockup OVER your Levis

Then they'll never tell
 
#10
mistersoft said:
Well wear your lockup OVER your Levis

Then they'll never tell
And don't forget to lock it up again
 
#11
It's easy to spot them. They all have personalised Tee Shirts with "Al Queda" or "Hamas" (substitute for your favourite terrorist grouping) splashed across the chest.
 
#15
ViroBono said:
mistersoft said:
Baby Formula?

They do train them young.
Yes, they blow up so quickly these days, don't they?
Now where have I heard that before?

Nice one.
 

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