How to deal with holes in toilet walls.

#1
Was having a quiet crap in a Charnock Richard Services, when I noticed an eyeball glaring at me thru the wall. More than bit flustered I spat at it. was this the right thing to do. It certainly caused its owner a shock as he(?) flewv out of the cubilcle before I could clear up!!
 
#2
The-Goose said:
Was having a quiet crap in a Charnock Richard Services, when I noticed an eyeball glaring at me thru the wall. More than bit flustered I spat at it. was this the right thing to do. It certainly caused its owner a shock as he(?) flewv out of the cubilcle before I could clear up!!
Probably thought you'd jizzed in his eye. Good Drills!
 
#3
i think a sharpened pencil forced through the hole at a rapid rate of knots would have made him think twice about doing it again
 
#5
Sounds like you were very restrained, I've always wondered why WD40/brake cleaner cans have those little red pipes with them... I might have found a use now.

SD
 
#6
New SOP for holes in toilet cubicle walls - 1 x can, metal, de-icer add 1 x zippo, metal, flint initiated. That should put the dirty little barstewards off!
 
#7
Why is this not better dealt with. From my travels on our motorways some places have been properly improved and are all shiny metal, others are pockmarked like a WW2 rifle range.
 
#8
You're lucky someones hampton didn't come poking through. Some form of cigar cutter may be of some use in the future. Failing that, a can of deep heat.
 
#9
The-Goose said:
Was having a quiet crap in a Charnock Richard Services, when I noticed an eyeball glaring at me thru the wall. More than bit flustered I spat at it. was this the right thing to do. It certainly caused its owner a shock as he(?) flewv out of the cubilcle before I could clear up!!
You should of ran after, grabbed put his head down the toilet, kept holding it until all the gurgling had stopped then flushed.
 
#12
The-Goose said:
Sadly I was engrossed in turning out a monster at the time and me pencil was in me car.
Next time bring the car with you into the shitter.
 
#14
5.56mm said:
ViolentBadger said:
The-Goose said:
Sadly I was engrossed in turning out a monster at the time and me pencil was in me car.
Next time bring the car with you into the shitter.
Or eat car before and then s*** it out.
What's wrong with shitting in your car? Gay. You were begging for it.
 
#15
Rumpelstiltskin said:
5.56mm said:
ViolentBadger said:
The-Goose said:
Sadly I was engrossed in turning out a monster at the time and me pencil was in me car.
Next time bring the car with you into the shitter.
Or eat car before and then s*** it out.
What's wrong with s***ting in your car? Gay. You were begging for it.
Where I come from having a shit in your car is perfectly acceptable, though I refrain from doing it. I usually shit in my mates car or piss up his exhaust though as I don't have to clean up.
 
#16
5.56mm said:
Rumpelstiltskin said:
5.56mm said:
ViolentBadger said:
The-Goose said:
Sadly I was engrossed in turning out a monster at the time and me pencil was in me car.
Next time bring the car with you into the shitter.
Or eat car before and then s*** it out.
What's wrong with s***ting in your car? Gay. You were begging for it.
Where I come from having a s*** in your car is perfectly acceptable, though I refrain from doing it. I usually s*** in my mates car or urine up his exhaust though as I don't have to clean up.
I've shat in your car. And your mums.
 
#17
I find that my diet of curried cabbage keeps people well away from any toilet that I'm using.

The rancid gases that emanate from the cubicle ensure a peaceful plop, without fear of being disturbed by marauding queers (or anyone else for that matter).

Regards
T_T
 
#18
5.56mm said:
Where I come from having a s*** in your car is perfectly acceptable, though I refrain from doing it. I usually s*** in my mates car or urine up his exhaust though as I don't have to clean up.
So thats what you were doing when we found you
 

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#20
Here..isn't that bloke shagging his car Justin off Cee-beebies?

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What's that you're doing Mr Tumble? Are those Sara-Jane's underwear? Speak up, I'm not deaf.
 

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