How to Deal with an NCO

[velcrostripes]

Find out where he drinks....do i have to spell out the rest.............................

At home , I should think .....

 

[retread2]

Jumping in here, as I don't know where to ask this! Please see a really well made cutting tool Its about 150mm long and indeed extremely very well made.

Does anyone know what it's for? Please tap to enlarge.

Ceremonial circumcision tool?

 

[Retired bloke]

Its for cutting plugs of tobacco. My grandfather (1897-1967) had a similar tool, he got his tobacco from the london docks, wrapped up , sausage shaped about 12 in long.

Late edit:- could also be used for cutting sugar cones.

 

[overopensights]

Late edit:- could also be used for cutting sugar cones.

The precision is too fine for a household tool. I am more inclined to go something medical or Tobacco?

 

[overopensights]

Ceremonial circumcision tool?

Circumcision tool: You had it completely right first time Retread, don your tracksuit and take the rest of the day off!

 

[retread2]

Circumcision tool: You had it completely right first time Retread, don your tracksuit and take the rest of the day off!

What do they say? Many a true word spoken in jest.

E2A: the thread is about dealing with pricks.

 

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[stacker1]

dead easy , bed end or bass broom the ****, !
I'm from a different era, but hey that\s how it went in my day.
I had a similar prob me self back in the day.
I had a T.A jnco gobbing off at me, who thought he was all that, what he didn't know, was, in a previous life i was 2 Coldm Gds light middle weight, inter coy boxing champ ,one right cross and a busted check bone later, said gobshite was as nice as ninepence for the rest of my t.a career !

Course you did, you hardnut.

 

[FORMER_FYRDMAN]

Course you did, you hardnut.

I think the poster deserves a bit more respect - I didn't follow all of it exactly because he started talking in tongues, but apparently he was some sort of light Guardsman who could give it as well as take it.

 

[Cutaway]

dead easy , bed end or bass broom the ****, !
I'm from a different era, but hey that\s how it went in my day.
I had a similar prob me self back in the day.
I had a T.A jnco gobbing off at me, who thought he was all that, what he didn't know, was, in a previous life i was 2 Coldm Gds light middle weight, inter coy boxing champ ,one right cross and a busted check bone later, said gobshite was as nice as ninepence for the rest of my t.a career !

You're famous for battering men about the ring.
Even Churchill was impressed.

 

[stacker1]

I think the poster deserves a bit more respect - I didn't follow all of it exactly because he started talking in tongues, but apparently he was some sort of light Guardsman who could give it as well as take it.

I can well believe he gave it and took it.

 

[The_Poltroon]

He'd have got top boxed in my day.

Those were the good old days before single man rooms and fitted wardrobes made an appearance of course.

Nothing sorted a gobby NCO out like a top box filled with Asbach, Herfy and pornography to the noggin whilst he slept