What a bunch of f*cking killjoy w*nkers these university boffins are....... EU funding 'Orwellian' artificial intelligence plan to monitor public for "abnormal behaviour" - Telegraph This is clearly not an app for the control and submission of the masses, this is to be used for our tax-paying entertainment, it's clearly that clear isnit So here my proposal for some High St etiquette : I bet those stupid debt ridden student-grad-cheesy-fingered pillocks would be scratching their heads at the folly of good old INDECT popping of f*cking CPU when gets a load of silly walks on CCTV!!! Or, Stitch your mate up to wear one of these on his bonce when hes pissed arguing with a traffic meter? It might get the old INDECT slightly heated, Along with a bodie & doyle episode in front of your very eyes! And maybe they should just replace the pillock judges on X-factor with this clever little app....... "Welcome to X-Factor 2015......Next up, It's Ahmad from Bradford doing his curtain breakdancing" Asian music starts and Ahmad starts dancing dodgy. The roof caves in and Clava-Clad ninjas swoop down on the stage with big fuck off tazers to eliminate the threat, Ahmad break dances like he never has before! Much more entertaining, Good drills INDECT!!! On a serious note, this will eventually be hooked up to fucking drones with lasers controlled by c*ntish little console kids in crappy hats, and spoil it all for everyone to boot. Ill not even be able to pull the stork nets off that cunt of a neighbors koy pond anymore, the future is not brave., nor is it bright. Ideas to cheer me up?