[Note: This would have gone into Current Affairs, News and Analysis but i want the real view from the man in the street!] Is their a tried & tested way on becoming an MP? Of course i want to serve the local community & those that elect me. But also the expenses that i can claim, 2nd home & dodgy deals etc. And get to call the Police plebs without getting nicked! Today i announce my intention to stand at the next election for the ARRSE Party.