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How to become a British citizen

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Bazzabingbong

Guest
#1
with all the goverment fuck ups and messing about of our forces and eldery, ive came to the conclusion that when i leave the army im gonna do 3 things.

1. Speak another Language (polish or some muslim language)
2. paint myself another colour
3. Take as many drugs as i can

i may get looked at for a council house!!!!!

Anyone else Agree, open to being called a cunt, may as well be but it still wont hurt me lol.
 
#4
with all the goverment fuck ups and messing about of our forces and eldery, ive came to the conclusion that when i leave the army im gonna do 3 things.

1. Speak another Language (polish, or muslim)
2. paint myself another colour
3. Take as many drugs as i can

i may get looked at for a council house!!!!!

Anyone else Agree, open to being called a cunt, may as well be but it still wont hurt me lol.
Learn to speak "muslim"

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Bazzabingbong

Guest
#10
with all the goverment fuck ups and messing about of our forces and eldery, ive came to the conclusion that when i leave the army im gonna do 3 things.

1. Speak another Language (polish, or muslim)
2. paint myself another colour
3. Take as many drugs as i can

i may get looked at for a council house!!!!!

Anyone else Agree, open to being called a cunt, may as well be but it still wont hurt me lol.
this is definitly a wind up.

Not a wind up, after serving 17 years in the army then deciding F"^& this Crap and seeing the light, looking into everything i need to do to hit civvy street and being told to "get to" by just about everyone who is any part of any council, its just how i am feeling. sorry if it upsets anyone, just wanted others opinions on this sort of thing
 

RezzaDue

Old-Salt
Book Reviewer
#12
Not a wind up, after serving 17 years in the army then deciding F"^& this Crap and seeing the light, looking into everything i need to do to hit civvy street and being told to "get to" by just about everyone who is any part of any council, its just how i am feeling. sorry if it upsets anyone, just wanted others opinions on this sort of thing
weh. weh. weh.
Mummy the army was too hard, i wanna come home...
 
#16
Dont need citizenship mate, was born and bred here, not like the influx of scum from europe that have taken everything away from us including rights
You know whats really funny?

They haven't taken anything from us. We gave it to them for free. Including you.

Good here ain't it!
 
#17
Not a wind up, after serving 17 years in the army then deciding F"^& this Crap and seeing the light, looking into everything i need to do to hit civvy street and being told to "get to" by just about everyone who is any part of any council, its just how i am feeling. sorry if it upsets anyone, just wanted others opinions on this sort of thing
17 years in and you haven't thought about saving up for a mortgage deposit? Fail to prepare, prepare to fail.
 
#18
with all the goverment fuck ups and messing about of our forces and eldery, ive came to the conclusion that when i leave the army im gonna do 3 things.

1. Speak another Language(COMMA!) (polish or some muslim language)(FULL STOP!)
2. paint myself another colour(FULL STOP!)
3. Take as many drugs as i can (FULL STOP!)

i may get looked at for a council house!!!!!

Anyone else Agree, open to being called a cunt, may as well be but it still wont hurt me lol.


Not a chance of you being mistaken for a foreigner, your shit standard of English gives you away as a local.
 

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