How to become a British citizen

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Bazzabingbong, Mar 7, 2012.

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  1. with all the goverment fuck ups and messing about of our forces and eldery, ive came to the conclusion that when i leave the army im gonna do 3 things.

    1. Speak another Language (polish or some muslim language)
    2. paint myself another colour
    3. Take as many drugs as i can

    i may get looked at for a council house!!!!!

    Anyone else Agree, open to being called a cunt, may as well be but it still wont hurt me lol.
  2. lol indeed
  3. Join Date: Dec 2010
    Posts: 2

    Can't imagine why.
  4. Learn to speak "muslim"

  5. Whats my join date for Arsse got to do with anything???????
  6. Yeah or whatever they Call that Groggy crap they spit out!!!
  7. RezzaDue

    RezzaDue Old-Salt Book Reviewer

    this is definitly a wind up.
  8. To the hole!!!
  9. You're a cunt. And you're dying inside, I can tell.

  10. Not a wind up, after serving 17 years in the army then deciding F"^& this Crap and seeing the light, looking into everything i need to do to hit civvy street and being told to "get to" by just about everyone who is any part of any council, its just how i am feeling. sorry if it upsets anyone, just wanted others opinions on this sort of thing
  11. Lol Cheers mate feel much better now, thats what being british is all about
  12. RezzaDue

    RezzaDue Old-Salt Book Reviewer

    weh. weh. weh.
    Mummy the army was too hard, i wanna come home...

  13. Bolt prick, just not getting fucked over anymore by this so called government
  14. Dont need citizenship mate, was born and bred here, not like the influx of scum from europe that have taken everything away from us including rights