How to beat your wife

[Virgil]

How to beat your wife. Offered without comment.

 

[Forks]

Well that's cleared a few things up.

 

[Oracle]

Lots of other stuff, just not the face.

It's about time they got out of the 15th century.

 

[fastmedic]

Well I feel better for knowing how to assault a woman.

What planet is that t*ss3R of a cleric on????


fastmedic

 

[TankiesYank]

Assuming all translation is correct?

Well, then, he can try it out on me and see what happens.

 

[amazing__lobster]

Good god, that surely is not a true translation. That has to be a wind-up?

 

[Mr_Jinks]

Have I just woken up on another planet or in a fcuking timewarp????
I'd like to see him try that with some of the gentle ladies in my manor.
They'd feed him his bollox in a kebab.
Don't ask me where they'd put the chilli sauce!

 

[TheLordFlasheart]

I thought it was very informative.

I've often wondered how to do it without bruising showing. Dark glasses are soooo 1980s. I think I'll concentrate on her mid section from now on.

 

[chocolate_frog]

Working the rump is ideal solution also, flashy. Always covered too, she may want to bare her mid-section in certain atire.

 

[Badger_Heed]

Assuming all translation is correct?

Well, then, he can try it out on me and see what happens.

You'll cry, scream, bleed a little then fall unconcious.

 

[TheLordFlasheart]

I've got a hose pipe filled with gravel in the shed (a tip I learned from Uncle Saddam ). It works wonders.

Take your point ref the midrif but the only time that is exposed is when she's bench pressing a Jag back axle. The rump in no good because she just thinks it's a bedroom game.

I'll stick to the back of my hand across the temple. She can wear a balaclava when out getting my dinner.

 

[pomps]

the Arab is probably talking about the price of oil for all we know!?
which BTW has now dropped below USD $55 a barrel
http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3348799,00.html

 

[TankiesYank]

Assuming all translation is correct?

Well, then, he can try it out on me and see what happens.

You'll cry, scream, bleed a little then fall unconcious.

Wrong...according to this guy, I shouldn't lose any blood.

 

[Pillager]

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?






Nothing, shes been told twice already!

 

[TheLordFlasheart]

If he hits you and you bleed, its his fault. If he hits you and you don't bleed but subsequently fall on the corner of a table and bleed, it's your fault. You should have been more careful when falling over.