How To Be The Perfect Girlfriend

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  2. 'Just distract him with beer'
    Required viewing for all females, I think
     
  3. remembering her name is a top class tip - I always write it down and stick it to a fridge magnet.
     
  4. Not a bad effort but not sure about the claim:

    "The perfect girlfriend is not a plastic doll"
     
  5. Damn!

    *lets air out*
     
  6. how to be the perfect girlfriend............................................................
























    let him remain single !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  7. Give her these Perfect... :wink:
     

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  8. Does she have to have steel nipples?!
     
  9. I can't believe they missed out, "Understand the importance to him of oral sex. Swallowing is a sign of love".
     
  10. The perfect girlfriend must realise that being asked to being pretty friends for bondage is a sign of affection
     
  11. DII Won't let me watch, but surely the phrase "Turn up naked, bring beer" is all LumpyJumpers need to know.