How to avoid Trick 0r Treat

#1
Paint your Wellies silver with a bit of tinsel round the top

Put them outside on your front doorstep tonight

The litle monsters won't dare knock if they think Gary Glitter is living there
 
#2
Mr_Deputy said:
When I lived in a really pikey are of Leeds with some mates we had a pumpkin in the window lit up with a candle with a face cut in it on one side for nice children to look at and on the other side it said 'FCK OFF' in big cut out letters for the scally kids!!
Was there not room for the 'U' ? Best get a bigger pumpkin next year.
 
#3
Mr_Deputy said:
Random_Task said:
Mr_Deputy said:
When I lived in a really pikey are of Leeds with some mates we had a pumpkin in the window lit up with a candle with a face cut in it on one side for nice children to look at and on the other side it said 'FCK OFF' in big cut out letters for the scally kids!!
Was there not room for the 'U' ? Best get a bigger pumpkin next year.
Fck offU? Why would we write that on/in a pumpkin?
Make it more personal?!
 
#4
One from Mrs cuckingfunt who it would appear is also a bit of a cuckingfunt.


Put a note on the door saying "Trick or Treat - Please take one sweet from the bowl until they are all done."




Then put an empty bowl underneath :D
 
#7
Just had four kids come to the door, with mum and dad hanging around in the background. Being as I am dressed as a priest (about to go to a party) I thought time for some fun. I did the traditional scary thing (threw arms up like a frog surrendering, went 'raargh' and suchlike) the kids shit themselves and ran back to mummy who gave me the biggest evils ever. Their dad nearly pissed himself. I love Halloween.
 
#8
It's not really a tradition here in CZ... when I knocked on the granny in the flat downstairs' door ten minutes ago wearing a Stalin mask, she had a heart attack! :twisted:
 
#9
Rudie said:
I usually find sticking my erect penis through the letter box helps.
Mum - why is he showing us what an acorn looks like? Is that a special Hallowe'en outfit?
 
#10
Well personally im fookin gutted, im sat here dressed in a skeleton costume with mask and everything, a huge bag of sweets ready to dish out, and not one fookin kid has knocked on the door!

My mrs reckons its because I called one of the neighbours a cnut, and they think im a bit of a meldrew, so they are avoiding our house.

Im not even on a register, so fook knows.
 
#12
Gren said:
Well personally im fookin gutted, im sat here dressed in a skeleton costume with mask and everything, a huge bag of sweets ready to dish out, and not one fookin kid has knocked on the door!

My mrs reckons its because I called one of the neighbours a cnut, and they think im a bit of a meldrew, so they are avoiding our house.

Im not even on a register, so fook knows.
Hahaha you sad bastard.
 
#13
Matty0001 said:
Gren said:
Well personally im fookin gutted, im sat here dressed in a skeleton costume with mask and everything, a huge bag of sweets ready to dish out, and not one fookin kid has knocked on the door!

My mrs reckons its because I called one of the neighbours a cnut, and they think im a bit of a meldrew, so they are avoiding our house.

Im not even on a register, so fook knows.
Hahaha you sad fatherless.

Sad? nah, I just refuse to grow up.
 
#14
cuckingfunt said:
I've had about 40!


Never knew so many Nepalese kids were into Halloween! 8O
That's 3 weeks of school packed lunches sorted then.

Fcukin' Ghurkas, they'd get a piece at anyone's door.
 
#15
Ive got a couple of trick or treaters just arrived,I'm rolling a fat one for them to share,dropped an acid.The porn will going on shortly.
 
#17
Matty0001 said:
Is it just me or does anyone get the fat little chunky ones foaming by the mouth for sweets.
Yeh and when you pop an apple in his bag he calls you a cnut and p1sses on your gladiolas on the way down the path.

Fat cnut...
 
#18
Ive got one in my front room right now foaming at the mouth.Don't worry,he can't get out,Ive locked them in.
 
#19
This is surely a time when all those unopened packs of biscuits brown can be got rid of?
 
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