How to avoid Trick 0r Treat

#1
Paint your Wellies silver with a bit of tinsel round the top

Put them outside on your front doorstep tonight

The litle monsters won't dare knock if they think Gary Glitter is living there
 
#2
One from Mrs cuckingfunt who it would appear is also a bit of a cuckingfunt.


Put a note on the door saying "Trick or Treat - Please take one sweet from the bowl until they are all done."




Then put an empty bowl underneath :D
 
#4
I usually find sticking my erect penis through the letter box helps.
 
#5
Just had four kids come to the door, with mum and dad hanging around in the background. Being as I am dressed as a priest (about to go to a party) I thought time for some fun. I did the traditional scary thing (threw arms up like a frog surrendering, went 'raargh' and suchlike) the kids shit themselves and ran back to mummy who gave me the biggest evils ever. Their dad nearly pissed himself. I love Halloween.
 
#6
It's not really a tradition here in CZ... when I knocked on the granny in the flat downstairs' door ten minutes ago wearing a Stalin mask, she had a heart attack! :twisted:
 
#7
Rudie said:
I usually find sticking my erect penis through the letter box helps.
Mum - why is he showing us what an acorn looks like? Is that a special Hallowe'en outfit?
 
#8
Well personally im fookin gutted, im sat here dressed in a skeleton costume with mask and everything, a huge bag of sweets ready to dish out, and not one fookin kid has knocked on the door!

My mrs reckons its because I called one of the neighbours a cnut, and they think im a bit of a meldrew, so they are avoiding our house.

Im not even on a register, so fook knows.
 
#10
Gren said:
Well personally im fookin gutted, im sat here dressed in a skeleton costume with mask and everything, a huge bag of sweets ready to dish out, and not one fookin kid has knocked on the door!

My mrs reckons its because I called one of the neighbours a cnut, and they think im a bit of a meldrew, so they are avoiding our house.

Im not even on a register, so fook knows.
Hahaha you sad bastard.
 
#11
Matty0001 said:
Gren said:
Well personally im fookin gutted, im sat here dressed in a skeleton costume with mask and everything, a huge bag of sweets ready to dish out, and not one fookin kid has knocked on the door!

My mrs reckons its because I called one of the neighbours a cnut, and they think im a bit of a meldrew, so they are avoiding our house.

Im not even on a register, so fook knows.
Hahaha you sad fatherless.

Sad? nah, I just refuse to grow up.
 
#12
cuckingfunt said:
I've had about 40!


Never knew so many Nepalese kids were into Halloween! 8O
That's 3 weeks of school packed lunches sorted then.

Fcukin' Ghurkas, they'd get a piece at anyone's door.
 
#13
Ive got a couple of trick or treaters just arrived,I'm rolling a fat one for them to share,dropped an acid.The porn will going on shortly.
 
#15
Matty0001 said:
Is it just me or does anyone get the fat little chunky ones foaming by the mouth for sweets.
Yeh and when you pop an apple in his bag he calls you a cnut and p1sses on your gladiolas on the way down the path.

Fat cnut...
 
#16
Ive got one in my front room right now foaming at the mouth.Don't worry,he can't get out,Ive locked them in.
 
#17
This is surely a time when all those unopened packs of biscuits brown can be got rid of?
 
#19
I enjoy this time of year and look forward to trick or treat. So do Satan and Fluffy the Rottweilers :lol:
 
#20
Whats with "Trick or Treat" any way?its a f ucking yank phrase.When I was a kid,I used to go "Guysing".
Any little c unt turns up tonight asking for trick or treat will getting f ucking pummled to an inch of their f ucking lives until they use the correct Halloween terminoligy.
 

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