How to avoid cunts?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Bushmills, Sep 16, 2011.

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  1. Gentlemen

    Am in the middle of another expensive divorce!

    I am trying to develop a list of indicators for money grabbing psychotic cunts so that I can avoid them in future.

    Any advice on early warning signs?
  2. Why buy a cow when you just want some milk?
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  3. Don't come on here for a start.
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  4. Tits and a vagina are the usual signs for money grabbing cunts.
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  5. Don't ever marry and keep everything in your name.
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  6. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    jarrod's your man. :)
  7. Reassure them common law partners is the way to go. It means fuck all. I don't know how many of my mates have been stung when they turn mental.
  8. Having money walt.

    Have you considered renting out your bottom to gentleman that enjoy films like the Sound of Music and know what colour indigo is?
  9. i came on here for woman advise and i ended up getting married to her! so you may realy not want to ask in here.
  10. Wordsmith

    Wordsmith LE Book Reviewer

    As to your divorce, have you considered a new patio with deep concrete foundations?
  11. Didn't you learn your lesson the time/few times? Anybody who gets divorced more than once deserves all they get. What sort of sympathy are you expecting on a board like this? TIT!
  12. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    He has my full sympathy!
  13. No real help.However you can relax in the knowledge that others are feeling your pain.And who knows you may pick up some sad divorcee on the re-bound!
    OnDivorce Messageboard
  14. Be a real man and reach 65 as a singley, then enjoy spending your pension on viagra and whores!
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