How to annoy the neighbours...

Discussion in 'Shooting, Hunting and Fishing' started by velcrostripes, Nov 5, 2010.

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  1. I have discovered that next doors cat is a Walt.
    Every time I shoot a rat on one of the bird feeders he comes along and claims it as a kill
    and proudly takes it home next door where apparently , he makes a right mess of them
    on the kitchen floor.
    Its happened 4 times so far this week .
    I struggle to keep a straight face every time she tells me what a great pest controller he is.
  2. Thats quite funny.

    Why not find him the biggest carcase he can drag - maybe a coypu or a Muntjac - and see what reaction he gets with it?
  3. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    My neighbours thought the same when I thineed out the Magpie population round here, couldnt work out why their cat left so many stuck in the bushes!
  4. If your neighbour is an awkward bolshie game-keeper on the local estate, nailing poached pheasants to his front door at 3 in the morning really seems to annoy him! (or so I'm told)
  5. Bloody hard killing a munty with a.22 air rifle !!!