How the US Army 'Green Berets' work!

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Green Berets are trained in languages, culture, diplomacy, psychological warfare, disinformation -- generating and spreading false information -- and politics.
We've got people that do that they're called journalists, in particular the twats at the Daily Mail and News of the World
 
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I thought they all just hid and waited for John Wayne to sort things out!

As for disinformation, what soldier doesn't learn that:

"Pte Jones did you put the OC's cat in the microwave?"

"No Sir!"

"Did you shit in the heater air intake of his Volvo?"

"No Sir!"
 
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Their gaffer lives at:

Mailing Address:

Commander
U.S. Army Special Forces Command (Airborne)
2929 Desert Storm Dr. (Stop D)
Fort Bragg, NC 28310-9110

Could anyone really see our King Ninja living on Panthers Claw Avenue or Shed Street?
 
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Their gaffer lives at:

Mailing Address:

Commander
U.S. Army Special Forces Command (Airborne)
2929 Desert Storm Dr. (Stop D)
Fort Bragg, NC 28310-9110

Could anyone really see our King Ninja living on Panthers Claw Avenue or Shed Street?
I actually think our bloke lives at: Flat 2a, Prince's Gate House, nr. The Boat House, Herford, HR1 5AS. Don't tell anyone I told you.
 
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Their gaffer lives at:

Mailing Address:

Commander
U.S. Army Special Forces Command (Airborne)
2929 Desert Storm Dr. (Stop D)
Fort Bragg, NC 28310-9110

Could anyone really see our King Ninja living on Panthers Claw Avenue or Shed Street?
US Bases streets are named after Operations. Fort Drum (10th Mountain Division has Riva Ridge road, Mt. Belvedere Boulevard),Benning has ranges are also named, Ft. Dix NJ has El Guetter Range, Kasserine range, Saratoga range, etc. Desert Storm is the US name for the Gulf War version 1.0 .
 
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There was a green beret mastersergeant working with selection staff in may and june 1966 if that helps , didnt look a bit like john wayne , surprised the hell out of me striking up conversations in Thai ,Laos and Khmer he had problems with my lancashire accent though!!
 
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US Bases streets are named after Operations. Fort Drum (10th Mountain Division has Riva Ridge road, Mt. Belvedere Boulevard),Benning has ranges are also named, Ft. Dix NJ has El Guetter Range, Kasserine range, Saratoga range, etc. Desert Storm is the US name for the Gulf War version 1.0 .
I see that Desert Storm Drive meets, then runs almost parallel to, Chicken Road. Would you care to elucidate on Operation Chicken? It's not one that I'm familiar with.
 
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...and another thing...

As far as I can make out, Desert Storm Drive is 200m long with two buildings on it. So 2929 Desert Storm Drive??? Why not 1 or 2? :?
 
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Their gaffer lives at:

Mailing Address:

Commander
U.S. Army Special Forces Command (Airborne)
2929 Desert Storm Dr. (Stop D)
Fort Bragg, NC 28310-9110

Could anyone really see our King Ninja living on Panthers Claw Avenue or Shed Street?
There are streets in London called "Cabul" and "Candahar" after the 2nd Afghan War. There are innumerable Alma or Sebastapol Roads. My old Junior dchool was located on what was referred to locally as the "Bomber Estate" because the roads were named after WWII bomber aircraft. Not to mention streets up and down the land named after everyone from Cromwell to Wavell. At least the Americans restrict theirs to Military bases.
 
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Anyway, Bldg 2929 (Special Ops Command HQ) is just off Kuwait Street, not Desert Storm Drive. No wonder you Yanks drink your coffee black. The milkman can't find your address.
 
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It started as trying to understand a perceived American fixation with big numbers. Now, having found that any sane person would have addressed "2929 Desert Storm Drive" as "Building 2929, off Kuwait Street", I realise that it's just another example of US citizens not being geographically aware. If US Special Ops can't get it's address right, what hope is there for the rest of the nation?
 
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It started as trying to understand a perceived American fixation with big numbers. Now, having found that any sane person would have addressed "2929 Desert Storm Drive" as "Building 2929, off Kuwait Street", I realise that it's just another example of US citizens not being geographically aware. If US Special Ops can't get it's address right, what hope is there for the rest of the nation?
At a guess, it's probably numbered that way because of the grid system that many US towns are built on. The four digit number indicates which block the building is on. Given that many of our roads predate modern traffic and defy any sense or logic, and that No.10 Downing St is on a road that has only eight addresses, I don't think that we're in a strong position to lay in to the Americans.
 
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I actually think our bloke lives at: Flat 2a, Prince's Gate House, nr. The Boat House, Herford, HR1 5AS. Don't tell anyone I told you.
You're in trouble now..... can I have your watch ?
 
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Oh good old Grafewohr days.
Cue 06:00 bugle calls and massed ranks of masively lardy GI's wobbling down the road in a squad...singing 'We're all gooaann te breeeaaaakfassst!'
Boss: 'Sgt MB...er...are they marching, standing still singing, posing, or being cnuts?'
Me: 'Sir!..Our Allies isa demonstratin support for useless retard mogoloid 2nd LT's Sir!! (in a fforest gump voice)
Boss: 'Go to jail'.
Me: 'Sir....but...ma boooaaat?'
Boss: I'M GONNA KEEL YOUUUU'
Me: Boss...crap.. What you mean to say is thus: 'Keeel Him! Keel HeeM! ala Southern comfort...y'know? Jeez. ....sprog feckin retard.. mutter.mumble..
Boss:
GNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
Me:
phut (9mm)...phut (9mm). I hate fecking civil servants...TA DAAAH!
 

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