how the first pussy was made.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    HOW THE FIRST PUSSY WAS MADE

    six wise men made up a pussy of their own design

    the first a carpenter full of wit
    with a hammer and chisel he carved a split

    the second a blacksmith black as coal
    with a hammer and anvil he forged a hole

    the third a tailor tall and thin
    with a piece of pink ribbon he lined it within

    the fourth a furrier short and stout
    with the fur of a bear he lined it without

    the fifth a fisherman old and bent
    with a piece of herring he gave it a scent

    the sixth a rabbi a mean little runt
    fucked it and blessed it and called it a cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  2. I am sure that the sixth man was was a sailor.