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How stupid can you get?

mercurydancer

LE
Book Reviewer
#8
That's like making a movie about Japan and sending out beheaded skeletons dressed in khaki !!
Having just returned from London and at the brunt of Nippon tourists I feel that a live action replay (with live ammunition or preferably some very loud bangy and hot things dropped from a B29) of 8 August 1945 Hiroshima needs to be made. If you are searching your soul for someone callous enough to drop the atomic bomb on the Japanese again, then your search is at an end. If I had the launch codes for the entire Russian, French, UK, Israeli and US nuclear weapons then I think you know how I would use them.
 

mercurydancer

LE
Book Reviewer
#9
Having just returned from London and at the brunt of Nippon tourists I feel that a live action replay (with live ammunition or preferably some very loud bangy and hot things dropped from a B29) of 8 August 1945 Hiroshima needs to be made. If you are searching your soul for someone callous enough to drop the atomic bomb on the Japanese again, then your search is at an end. If I had the launch codes for the entire Russian, French, UK, Israeli and US nuclear weapons then I think you know how I would use them.
And not a single megaton would be wasted. Sushi scoffing bastards.
 
#12
Having just returned from London and at the brunt of Nippon tourists I feel thata live action replay (with live ammunition or preferably some very loud bangy and hot things dropped from a B29) of 8 August 1945 Hiroshima needs to be made. If you are searching your soul for someone callous enough to drop the atomic bomb on the Japanese again, then your search is at an end. If I had the launch codes for the entire Russian, French, UK, Israeli and US nuclear weapons then I think you know how I would use them.
Nuking London during the tourist season, dammed good idea. In fact I have a list of other places that might benefit from that as well.

http://www.arrse.co.uk/intelligence-cell/202354-crap-towns-returns.html#post5222668
 

skid2

LE
Book Reviewer
#14
Chinese tourists, worse and more ignorant than the Germans. Japanese I didn't mind except for their habit of stopping dead in the middle of the pavement, road, zebra crossing, almost anywhere.
But for sheer unalloyed rudeness it has to be visiting mainland chinks.

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mercurydancer

LE
Book Reviewer
#15
My prejudice towards the Japanese is well honed. I can differentiate between the Korean and Chinese languages, and Japanese too, and I find the Chinese to be quite polite and if a little baffled by the busy London environment do not do as the Japanese do, which is to become aggressive, either passively or outright physically. Koreans can be obnoxious but are not ususally in the same league as the Japanese. I was so surprised when a Nip man pushed me aside with a fair degree of force waiting for reception at a London hotel I did not twat him. Its their secret technique. Use a forceful push and then do not make eye contact. In any case, it is better to turn Japan into a sheet of glass.

In many respects, I'm with Steven in the use of nuclear weapons as fast demolition of crap towns. Billingham definitely needs nuking. Peterlee too, although 1/2 megaton device will probably improve the town, rather than destroy it.
 

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