I thought I would share my tale of woe with you fellow ARRSE's as only you can pour the scorn on me that I deserve....... Today whilst leaving my local branch of Focus DIY having purchased some new light bulbs I was approached by a dapper looking fellow driving a brand new top of the range merc, he asked me for directions and then started chatting about cars. As a favour for giving him assistance he offered me a watch that had yet to hit the shelves for the bargain price of Â£20 (he had them to give out to the managers of his merc dealerships as gifts), I had a look and although a brand I had never heard of these watches did look very nice so consequently I agreed thinking to myself "This blokes a mug, I will make a fortune on flea-bay with this bad boy" Twenty quid later and another brief chat he showed me the ladies version, thinking to myself the wife would be well impressed with this little treat another crisp 20 departed my wallet. Upon arriving home I did a quick tinterweb search and discovered i had been done! And, the watches I had bought bore no resemblence to the ones he had shown me before! Bugger! So, consequently the watches are hidden in the shed until I have a free 20 minutes to try and pass them on to some one even stupider than myself. Moral of the story, If you are a dim Yorkshireman living down south dont believe a fecking word anyone says. Please feel free to scorn me and as im feeling slightly gullible right now try and sell me any tat that you have kocking around because I will probably buy it! Also if any flash cnut in a merc offers you a cheap watch give him a clip round the ear for me!