Now if only they would bring back Tiffin ...
They never will, dear, it's obviously before your time but there's still too many old knackers, like me, still alive, who remember why they withdrew it.
There was a lot of Tiffin bars in 24 hour compo rations after that.
They're not called rat packs for nothing, you know.
One of my colleagues is a Belgian guy who lives near Bruges, and every time I've gone over to see him he's asked if I can bring a tin of Quality Streets, for some reason he prefers them to the proper stuff his country is famous for!
I certainly do remember Tiffins, got them out the vending machines. I think they are still available in Ireland. Probably equine flavoured nowadays ...
I'm also old enough to remember Fry's Five Boys and giant boxes of Smarties.
Milk tray utter shite so is ferrero rocher,, and dont get me started on that hershy crap it smells that bad I couldnt bring myself to eat it,....
Love dark chocolate, and most other chocolate.....hmmmm...
Now made elsewhere, Cadbury's is just a name. I did some photography work for a promotions firm a couple of months ago, which involved visiting small retailers to promote Cadbury's. All the displays had Nestle and Mars in pride of place, a couple of retailers pointed out that Cadbury's was now so sweet and claggy that hardly anyone bought it any more. Also they made all the bars smaller.
All you have to do is suck. You know how to suck don,t you?I'm with you on Ferrero Rocher. Chocolate should be a treat. Ferrero Rocher is full of sharp bits that hurt the inside of your mouth.
The ambassador can go fuck himself.
Similarly, chocolate cornflake cakes are an instrument of torture. So is Toblerone if you try biting into it and the pointy bit goes in that bit between your teeth and upper lip. They should both have government health warnings.
Edited to add:... and those fucking packets of Toffee Poppets that they used to sell from the machine on station platforms. In the winter they would be so hard they'd bust every tooth in your head. I tell you, you're better off smoking.
Chocolate should not hurt.