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#1
On opening page 49 of the Daily Mail yesterday imagine the grin that appeared on my face at this headline.

After my recent disappointment at the the Army Open day all faith and hope in my former Corps has been restored.



After reading the story it dawned on me that it was unlikely to be the accident that turned him in to a sex fiend, but more likely the stack of Rodox, color climax and sex **** mags that were propping up his hospital bed
 
#3
"Once, when he was in rehab, he took a bus and saw a girl he liked the look of. He moved from the front to the back so that he could spend the journey staring at her breasts. I hope, and believe, he now realises this sort of behaviour is inappropriate."

B0llocks, I bet the slag was loving the attention.

I'll book myself in.
 
#4
He has learned to treat women as more than objects. Once, when he was in rehab, he took a bus and saw a girl he liked the look of. He moved from the front to the back so that he could spend the journey staring at her breasts. I hope, and believe, he now realises this sort of behaviour is inappropriate
:D Are they trying to turn him into a puff? I see nowt wrong with that!! :D
 
#6
Sounds like typical squaddie behaviour to me ;)
 
#7
Once, when he was in rehab, he took a bus and saw a girl he liked the look of. He moved from the front to the back so that he could spend the journey staring at her breasts.
Isn't that standard public transport drills for any bloke?
 
#8
Delete ski accident - insert 'found the gluwhein stand'
 
#10
Alex and I were on the 1 Regt Australia Hockey tour together back in 2000.
Throughout all the training, many Regimental matches and socially, Alex was always a nice bloke in the true sense.

I knew that he had an accident skiing later on that year, and I think it was a shock to the whole squad, but I never knew how things were turning out.
Shipped off to Gosport and that's it!! (sounds middle easty familiar!!)

Reaction from the MoD seems pretty SOP though!
Also seems ironic that the article in the Mail is under the heading, 'Good Health!


Sorry to hear what's happening Alex, hope it turns out ok for you in the end.
 
#13
talk about advanced blue beret syndrome.... and by the way, whats wrong with walking around bollocko?
 
#15
A sad story, typical response off the family though, assuming that the MOD owes them money when it was them who straightened him out in the first place, giving him purpose and direction, giving him the chance of joining a ski team and having 3 months intensive training for virtually nothing. I've skiied loads and have only worn a helmet during racing, never ecreationally and have never seen any others doing it either.

Thoughts with the family, but come on.
 
#17
To be fair to Alex, he's always been a stinking pervert,

When we were in Phase 1 at Winchester, in the last week or so, the whole intake was in one of the pub's downtown (before 2200 curfew)

We were all getting wanchored, as is the fashon, and Alex was doing his best to steam into a pretty girl, sat at a table in the corner of the dance floor, he was going well, coming out with all the right patter, really going for it, so he asked her to dance, she said no, not tonight, wasnt her thing, he persisted, kept asking, she kept refusing, until after three quarters of an hour later, totally worn down and broken by Alex's demands of a dance, she finally agreed, Alex went to take her hand to lead her to the dance floor, the music stopped, she shook her head and just moved her hand to the control stick of her motorised wheelchair, and glided gracefully on to the floor with a quiet whirr. Que Alex dancing with the Mlarring Mong dribbling over her wheelchair......

Good Effort That Man!

Still meet up with Alex at the Army Navy and sometimes at the Church on the lash, still a really good laugh.
 

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