How old is too old?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by castlereagh, Jul 17, 2006.

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  1. A question for the men
    say you were a man of 26 would you do a woman say of 69 if she looked like this


    does age matter or is the attitude if she has a pulse then it's okay?
  2. Surely at that age it would be like putting it inside a toilet tube lined with sandpaper?
  3. Honor Blackman would have got it. And Joanna Lumley. I need to get out more.
  4. Most certainly!

    She would not even need a pulse!

    She is very attractive and I could not care less about her age in years.

    as far as I am concerned, '69' is a magic number and with someone of that age looking as good as she does then '69' is a number I would be most happy to give practical effect to!

    Regards and best wishes
  5. Barbarella aka Hanoi Jane! I'd do her all right, with a pooey punji the neck! :wink:
  6. Why do you ask?

    Are you an old bag in need of young c0ck?
  7. Nope have a brother who may be mental or may be thinking with his d.ick!
    One or the other.
  8. Wouldn't worry about age when servicing the older model just make sure her old man isn't around or if he is could have a heart attack should he try to give chase of course the single model is a better option but not always as much fun?

    Why refuse its not as if one knows it all even at my age it sometimes a case of old dog new tricks, what!!!!!
  9. I've got a mate who's 27 and married to a gopping bag of spuds who's 54.

    It's sick, she's got kids older than him. I don't think they call him Dad though.
  10. Has he admitted to calling her Mum in bed?
  11. He hasn't admitted it, but I'm sure he's done it. He's a bit of a sick fecker.

    Personally, I'd say 10 up, 10 down is the max.

  12. Everytime I see her I think of Barbarella Wish I was Duran Duran.

    Nurse help help this are getting out of hand
  13. Are you talking about an ongoing basis, or a fumble after a few drinks.

    Ive gone 20 above, but I was young and abused!
  14. I've seen Hanoi Jane in the flesh, there must be a lot of airbrush work in that photo!

  15. Don't care you could always have a big screen and the keep fit video on just to take your mind off it.

    Why are the youth of today so selective !!!!!