How Often Should You Have Sex?

#1
Question 10: According to Dr. Oz, how often should you have sex?
A) Once a week
B) Twice a week
C) 10 times a month
D) 200 times a year or more

The correct answer is D.

"If you have more than 200 orgasms a year, you can reduce your physiologic age by six years," Dr. Oz says. He bases the number on a study done at Duke University that surveyed people on the amount and quality of sex they had. "They looked at what happened to folks that are having a lot of intercourse over time, and the fact is, it correlated."

Among the benefits of having sex often, Dr. Oz says, is that it can prove that your body is functioning as it is supposed to. "But in addition, having sex with someone that you care for deeply is one of the ways we achieve that Zen experience that we all crave as human beings," he says. "It's really a spiritual event for folks when they're with someone they love and they can consummate it with sexual activity … seems to offer some survival benefit."

http://www.oprah.com/health/oz/oz_20070515_350_111.jhtml
 

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#6
200 a year! I haven't had that many in my life! Yet.
 
#7
I read that article. I told the wife I could help her with the anti-ageing by sugesting that if we have sex 16 times a month, she may live for an extra six years, ergo if we have it 32 times a month it could potentially add 12 years. Then I said if we never stop having sex the potential for immortality was great.


She told me to fcuk off.
 
#8
Well, as it only states 200 orgasms, then presumably wnaking counts as well. After all, the doc says that it's important to have sex with someone you care for deeply...
 

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Desk_Jockey said:
Well, as it only states 200 orgasms, then presumably wnaking counts as well. After all, the doc says that it's important to have sex with someone you care for deeply...
Whew! Good, then I will live forever. :oops:
 
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old_fat_and_hairy said:
Desk_Jockey said:
Well, as it only states 200 orgasms, then presumably wnaking counts as well. After all, the doc says that it's important to have sex with someone you care for deeply...
Whew! Good, then I will live forever. :oops:
I've gone past immortality and am currently evolving into a form of pure energy, albeit with hairy palms and a calloused kn0b. :D
 

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#11
Don't be callous about your knob! It's a good friend.
And, for a terrible moment I thought you wrote Harry Palms. Thought it was a nom-de-wank and a name we shouldn't mention!
 
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Desk_Jockey said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
Desk_Jockey said:
Well, as it only states 200 orgasms, then presumably wnaking counts as well. After all, the doc says that it's important to have sex with someone you care for deeply...
Whew! Good, then I will live forever. :oops:
I've gone past immortality and am currently evolving into a form of pure energy, albeit with hairy palms and a calloused kn0b. :D

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boris7 said:
last time I did!!!!...carted off in a ambulance following a heart attack!!!
Bloody hell, Boris. You are supposed to come, not go!
 
#15
If thats true why am I dieing of dehyrdration and massive mineral effluxe?
 
#16
Sufficiently often to preserve domestic harmony, and to prevent manual callouses.

Eh, doc? 8)
 

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#17
How often are you supposed to have sex?

Would today be ok? Any volunteers to help?
 
#19
Did anyone ever have a 'Ninja wank' either in a portaloo in Iraq >45 degrees C, bathed in sweat losing 2 pints of sweat per minute and in danger of passing out. Or in Norway > -30 degrees C, trying to hold yer johnson through 10 layers of clothing, whilst on guard on the 0200-0400 graveyard shift in danger of freeezing solid and snapping your pubes at any second?

Or was it just me? ;-)

Agree with the 200 orgasms per month......
 
#20
If thats true, why do all prostitutes look like they've been beaten with a Banja Luka Ugly stick?
 

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