How Often Should You Have Sex?

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  1. Question 10: According to Dr. Oz, how often should you have sex?
    A) Once a week
    B) Twice a week
    C) 10 times a month
    D) 200 times a year or more

    The correct answer is D.

    "If you have more than 200 orgasms a year, you can reduce your physiologic age by six years," Dr. Oz says. He bases the number on a study done at Duke University that surveyed people on the amount and quality of sex they had. "They looked at what happened to folks that are having a lot of intercourse over time, and the fact is, it correlated."

    Among the benefits of having sex often, Dr. Oz says, is that it can prove that your body is functioning as it is supposed to. "But in addition, having sex with someone that you care for deeply is one of the ways we achieve that Zen experience that we all crave as human beings," he says. "It's really a spiritual event for folks when they're with someone they love and they can consummate it with sexual activity … seems to offer some survival benefit."
  2. From my childhood recollection, whenever my Dad asked for it.
  3. As many times as you can handle it
  4. As often as possible and then even more!
  5. Four times a day, at least :D

    Where did those batteries go?
  6. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    200 a year! I haven't had that many in my life! Yet.
  7. I read that article. I told the wife I could help her with the anti-ageing by sugesting that if we have sex 16 times a month, she may live for an extra six years, ergo if we have it 32 times a month it could potentially add 12 years. Then I said if we never stop having sex the potential for immortality was great.

    She told me to fcuk off.
  8. Well, as it only states 200 orgasms, then presumably wnaking counts as well. After all, the doc says that it's important to have sex with someone you care for deeply...
  9. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Whew! Good, then I will live forever. :oops:
  10. I've gone past immortality and am currently evolving into a form of pure energy, albeit with hairy palms and a calloused kn0b. :D
  11. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Don't be callous about your knob! It's a good friend.
    And, for a terrible moment I thought you wrote Harry Palms. Thought it was a nom-de-wank and a name we shouldn't mention!

  12. And Blind
  13. last time I did!!!!...carted off in a ambulance following a heart attack!!!
  14. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Bloody hell, Boris. You are supposed to come, not go!
  15. If thats true why am I dieing of dehyrdration and massive mineral effluxe?