How non-Chav are you?

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  1. Which character from 'The Scarlet Pimpernel' are you?

    Warning! Low scores may lead to the user being labelled as French!

    Perhaps unsurprisingly for a man with so many pairs of lurid cords, I am Sir Percy
  2. Thank f#ck for this test. After the chav one, I was off to slot myself. Luckily, I also am Sir Percy[​IMG]
  3. I am also Sir Percy.

    Phew, makes up for a 26% Chav rating.
  4. and you undoubtedly bat for the other side 8O :lol:
  5. [​IMG]


    Never been called "spiffing" before :) :D :lol:
  6. Mind you, I'm too feckin' thick to get the picture to appear...
  7. :D :D :D
    Must admit, he is more camp looking than a boy scouts jamboree. 'fraid uphill gardening is not amongst my repertoire, neither is the lifting of shirts. Now if you want to talk about downhill gardening or the lifting of skirts..........
  8. [​IMG]

    Good! - at least he doesnt ponce around and look quite as much as a gay fop :lol:

  9. I am Citizen Chauvelin:


    You are quiet, diplomatic, and methodical.
    You have a thorough understanding of human nature
    which you always use to your own advantage. You are
    mean-spirited, nasty, vengeful, and generally evil.
    You always hold a grudge.
    You are a great follower of Machiavelli,
    and you HATE the Scarlet Pimpernel.

    Cool beans!

    (Later, you become Magneto and square off in a really big chess game against Patrick Stuart, which leads
    to some serious re-grouping and you decide to mend your evil ways and travel back to the time of
    Middle Earth where you become Gandalf the Grey and help all the little people.)
  10. Scalieback said

    Being Sir Percy and raving beef is preferable to being a chav. So long as he's not a taker.

    Chickenpunk wrote:

    Don't take your 'chav' score to heart.
  11. I, apparently, am citizen Chauvelin. Not far wrong actually. :wink:
  12. Citizen Chauvelin? Don't be too impressed.

    He's French.

    The actor in the picture is famously more gay than Sir Percy looks.

    Reminds me of Reinhard Heydrich.

    Chauvelin is very like chavelin.

    Best to retake the test! :wink:
  13. GunnersQuadrant

    GunnersQuadrant LE Moderator

    Tally Bally ho....................... :D