How nice are my new shoes?

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Dale the snail, Jun 11, 2004.

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  1. new shoes (pink) spot on?

    42.9%
  2. BBC drunk?

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. Dale drunker?

    57.1%

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  1. and how drunk is she?
     
  2. food on sofa,
    food on kitchen floor,
    baby in bed traumatised,
    wine on PC,
    am feeding alcohol IV to aviod further disasters,
    twiglette eats like a heifer,
    drunk refusing to sleep,
    broken glasses,
    barbie on acid is having fun.........

    BBC is a mother!
     
  3. jesus and i thought i got p**sed last night , in fact , i still am , but don't tell anyone cos i'm at work and i don't thonk they've noticed that i'm "not at my most productive".
    good night girls???????
     
  4. head...........
    ohhh .........
    furry animals in mouth ...............
    bruises ..............
    ohhh ....................
    flash backs .........................
    giggles ...............
    bad language ..................
    strange men...................
    ohhh..............................
    phone calls .......................
    drugs ...................
    no, no drugs .......................
    ohhh ........................
    head .....................
    oh dear god ...................
     
  5. than 8O k god BBC you're alive !!!!!
    ithought i was all alone , and i woke up in the wrong TOWN!!!!
    had to cab back , and i am officialy the best dressed man at work , even though i smell like a tramps coat and carnt spel orr seeeeeeeee.proper.
     
  6. they are very nice shoes you know.................
     
  7. but do they hurt ..... or are they "comfy" :?
     
  8. BBC, did you and Dale 'sleep in the same bed'?
     
  9. yes with the phone between waiting for you to call and talk dirty to us.......... 8O
     
  10. did anyone swamp 8O
     
  11. yes, gunny :roll: