How much screech is fatal?

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  1. I was clearing out the attic and found the remnants of some rat packs. Got rid of the tea bags and arabic mars bars, and thought it wise to dispense with the Primula cheese.

    Got about nine sachets of screech, though. I was thinking of mixing the whole lot up, as I barely remember what it tastes like (was it like a liquid sherbert fountain?)

    My cousin is a dietician and she said she heard of a woman dying from an electrolyte balance after drinking too much diet Coke.

    Anyone think too much screech might be instantly fatal?
  2. Try them all, if we don't hear from you again we'll know.
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  3. Have you got a norge to put it in?
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  4. About 1kg.
    (if it were to fall on your noggin.)
  5. You should snort the lot.

    Tell us how you get on.
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  6. I was thinking of using a pint glass.
  7. Rack them all up into a metre long line and fuzz it up your hooter you queer.

    Gah - spaz quicker off the mark
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  8. Just put it all straight in your mouth and swallow.
    Post results on here.
  9. I've got some cracking photos from Herrick of crafties I bullied into snorting the ratpack lucozade "screech-lite" powder drinks.

    If it had been the proper ish I have no doubt there would have been fatalities.
  10. You know that scene in Trainspotting where Renton dives down the bog?
    Irvine Welch based that on his time in the 1st Battalion Glaswegian Highlanders (V) where mainlining a Screech heroin fastball was the drug of choice.
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  11. With the assistance of 9 sachets of screech, 4 bars of Turkish Delight and a vile of poppers I could invade any country single-handed. I would also spontaneously become diabetic.
  12. Phial, someone's going to say it.
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  13. Porridge_gun

    Porridge_gun LE Good Egg (charities)

    If you pour screech on to a slug it turns into an angry dragon fly. Fact!
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  14. Enough to fill your lungs.
  15. That may be, if you pour it into a fat crafty he starts crying and accuses you of bullying him.
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