How much is your Poo worth?

Ever sit in the office or workshop, even your garage with a turtles head almost popping out?

Ever wondered how much it cost your company/Boss as you run off clenching your butt cheeks?

Well fear no longer i have found the perfect website for you.

Its a poos calculator, smply enter your details, then once ready click start when you return click stop!

Ha!! I'm a 1337 Haxx0r !!

I worked out a way to use it to determine the cost of a coffee & a smoke (£1.75 if you're interested).

God, I'm good. I'm surprised you aren't all on your knees worshipping me :)


Sabre, how come my arrse closes with a whoosh now and not a bang, strange...
no idea, i know mine doesnt
Mine was only 50p I don't know whether I need a pay rise or a change of diet.....
What a brilliantly evil website! I am clocking how much time my staff spend on cigarette breaks as well as toilet breaks!

I'm gonna give them an invoice on pay day! :twisted: HAHAHAHAHAHA :twisted:
MDN once offered me £50 to curl one out on his chest, if that wasnt bad enough the cheeky git asked for a discount if he held my cheeks open! :lol:
I guess your feacal value would vary for the type of cable laid.

For example, although not having a monetary value..... the after lager 'BBLLAAAAHT' is priceless in terms of satisfaction, especially if you can trump the butt mud higher than sphincter level, even spaltting the under side of the seat.

The stool that Cait refers to isn't quite as described.... I offered £100 for a nosh and to nibble her innards and her response was '£50 let me MR whippy for you and its a deal' naturally I parted with my money, Ive saved all round, I don't need to by a plug as you may recall she has a drawcord attached to her bunghole.

I imagine Dale's stool may be worth a few quid, she could be branded the upside down girl......... her breath smells like dog sh1t and her stools will probably look like seagull turd, all white and full of man yoghurt

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